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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064301102" data-attributes="member: 14320">A SeizureA guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a few drinks andsoon wound up at his place, in bed.They're having a great time. She was on top when suddenly she had anepileptic seizure she was shaking and foaming at the mouth. Ouruninformed male thought this was incredible best sex he'd ever had. Hefinished, but she is still shaking and thrashing about with herseizure.He began to get nervous and took her to the emergency room. A nurseasked what the girl's problem was, and he replied, "Er.... I think herorgasm is stuck!"=================The Italian says, "When I've a finisheda makina da love with mygirlfriend I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, shefloats a 6 inches abov'a da bed in ecstasy."The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finishedmaking ze lovewith ze girlfriend, Ah kiss all ze way down her bodyand zen Ah lick zer soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy."The Redneck says, "That's nothing buddy. When I've finished doinit to myolady I get out of bed, walks over to the window and wipesmy dick on the curtains.She hits the freaking roof!!!"Tied To A TreeA San Francisco tourist is taking a stroll through Golden Gate Park when he’s attacked by three horny sailors.They strip him, tie him over a tree branch so he can’t move and butt fuck him repeatedly, then leave him tied-up and helpless.Hours later he spies a policeman through the trees and calls for help.The cop strolls over."Well Hello! What have we here?" the cop asks.The poor tourist quickly relates his ordeal with the sailors."Really?", says the cop, “It’s not your day for uniforms . . . as the cop unzips his fly,. . . now is it sir?"------------------A guy goes to the doctor and the doctor tells him, "I have some very bad news for you. I'm afraid that you're afflicted with a fatal and incurable disease."So the guy asks, "Well isn't there ANYTHING I can do, doc?""Hmmm... maybe you should go to a spa and start taking daily mud baths." The doctor tells the patient."Mud baths? Will that help me, doc?""Probably not... but at least you'll get used to being covered in dirt!"</blockquote>

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