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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064300170" data-attributes="member: 14320">Teeth Down ThereA little boy is waiting for his mom to come out of the changing room while shopping with her. The little boy gets bored and when his mom comes out, she finds him sliding his hand up a mannequin's skirt."Get your hand out of there!" she shouts. "Don't you know that women have teeth down there?"The little boy quickly snatches his hand away and thanks his lucky stars he didn't get bitten. For the next ten years, this little boy grows up thinking all women have teeth between their legs.When he's 16, he finds himself a girl. One night, while her parents are out of town, she invites him over for a little action. After an hour of making out and grinding on the sofa, she says "you know, you could go a little further if you want.""What do you mean?" he asks."Well, why don't you put your hand down there?" she says, pointing to her crotch."Hell no," he cries, "you've got teeth down there.""Don't be ridiculous," she responds, "there's no teeth there.""Yes there are," he says, "my mom told me so.""No there aren't," she insists. "Here, look for yourself." With that, she pulls down her pants and gives him a little peek.""No I'm sorry" he says. "My mom already told me that all women have teeth down there.""Oh for Christ's sake!" she cries. She whips off her panties, throws her legs behind her head, and says, "Look, I don't have any teeth down there."The boy takes a good long look, then replies: "Well, with the condition of those gums I'm not surprised."A woman walks into the doctor's office with a huge boil on her ass.The doctor squeezes it, pushes it, and then looks at the hard white pus core.He says: "This is too big a job for me. I'm going to have to send you to Gus the pus sucker. "The woman goes to Gus who looks at the bulging red, inflamed boil festering with pus and says "this is no problem," and he proceeds to press his lips to her ass and suck out the pus and core of the boil.Halfway through, the woman farts. Gus stops what he's doing and angrily says:"You know lady, its people like you that make this job fucking disgusting."Why Butt Fucking Is Just The Best1: It's two degrees warmer.2: There's 7 more moving muscles.3: Seeing the whites of her eyes if it's her first time.4: "Mistaking" the Ben Gay for KY ... when you've got a condom on.5: Spanking her and making her push back as her scissor musclemassages your knob.6: You can put your hand up her cunt, grab your cock inside herand jerk off.7: Giving her a custard enema and fantasizing she's been gang-banged.8: The butt plug you made her wear lets you slide in easier.9: Being able to brandish a piece of shit the size of a tennis ballon the end of your dick.10. Cumming in her mouth after you pull out of her ass makes youblow harder.11: It's easier to fake orgasm. Just pull out and spit on her back!12: You are in a better position to feel her furry back(only applicable to New Zealanders, Aussies, Greeks, The Welsh,and certain perverse yet sophisticated animal husbandry andwivery experts in Illinois).13: You don't have to look at her face.14: It disgusts her mother more quickly.15: It hurts her fathers ass.16: When she screams, "It hurts," you reply, "Oh it hurts me too, baby!"as you dig your dick in deeper.17: Done properly, it doesn't hurt, but the spanking does as it makesher ass so red and sensitive that she cums as your pumping truncheonthrusts it's girth into her hungrily bucking anus, and she thirstily sucksit up her rectum with lewd gyrations of her crimson cheeks andsopping tush.Ahem. Excuse me. I got carried away.18: With glycerin suppositories, you can almost get your balls in, too!*And* covered in clear goo!19: With explosive diarrhea you can easily get your dick and balls out!20: It loosens her ass up for fisting.21: It's important to have an icebreaker at employment interviews.22: The only thing she will give birth to is a big brown babylaced with thick white goo and push marks.23: If you take her muzzle off, she fluffs up your pillow with herteeth while you sodomize her.24: If she says she feels buggered, it's because she really has been!</blockquote>

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