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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064288976" data-attributes="member: 14320">A Man Is Having ProblemsA man is having problems with his dick, which certainly had seen bettertimes.He consults a doctor who, after a couple of tests, says, "Sorry, butyou've overdone it the last 30 years. Your dick is burned out. Youonly have 30 erections left in your penis."The man walks home, deeply depressed. His wife is waiting for him atthe front door and asks him what the doctor said concerning hisproblem.He tells her what the doc told him.She says, "Oh no! Only 30 times! We shouldn't waste that!We should make a list!"He replies, "Yes, I already made a list on the way home.Sorry, your name isn't on it.".Say this fast 10 times!My Dixie WreckedQ: What is the difference between love, true love and showing off?A: Spit, swallow and gargle.Did you hear about the nympho at the hotel pool?She was barred from the area after the lifeguard saw her go down forthe third time.Martin went to a brothel and told the madam, "I want a girl with bigboobs and a small box." "Why?" she asked him. "Never mind!" repliedMartin."I'm paying for it. I want a girl with big tits and a small cooze!""No problem," said the madam. "Go straight up the stairs to room 23."A few minutes later there was a knock on the door, and a young womanwalked in."Okay," she said," are you the guy with the big mouth and the smalldick?"Funny Perfume ScentTwo blonde girls walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Nancy sprays it on her wrist and smells it, "That's quite nice, don't you think, Kathy?"Kathy takes a sniff and replies, "That is nice. What's it called?""Viens a moi," replies Nancy."Viens a moi? What the heck does that mean?"At this stage the store clerk offers some help. "Viens a moi, ladies, means 'come to me' in French."Nancy takes another sniff, then offers her arm to Kathy again, and remarks, "That doesn't smell like come to me. Does that smell like come to you?_______________Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.The first woman says, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job."The second woman says "Oh that's nothing, I'm thinking of having my asshole bleached!"To which the first replies, "Whoa I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!"_______________Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It's called Blonde. It's not very bright, but it spreads easy!What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?Humpme Dumpme.What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?We don't fucking know, they haven't met yet!</blockquote>

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