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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064284823" data-attributes="member: 14320">Breast FedA young woman with a baby was shown into the examining room. Thedoctor examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, he asked the woman, "Is he breast fed or bottle fed?""Breast fed," replied the woman."Strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.The woman did as she was told and the doctor examined her breasts.He squeezed and pulled each one for a while and then he sucked hard oneach nipple. Finally he remarked, "No wonder this child is sufferingfrom malnutrition. You don't have any milk!""That's right," said the woman. "This is my sister's child.""Well," said the startled doctor. "I had no idea. You shouldn't havecome.""I didn't," replied the woman, "until you started sucking on my secondbreast."0000000A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have thisproblem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They neversmell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I wasfarting because they don't smell and are silent."The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me nextweek."The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't knowwhat the hell you gave me, but now my farts... although stillsilent... stink terribly.""Good!" the doctor says, "Now that we've cleared up your sinuses,let's work on your hearing."0000000This guy goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches a ladysitting by herself.Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"Lady: "No thank you. Alcohol has a bad side-effect on for my legs."Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"Lady: "No, they spread." Don't Break The Chain(for women only)This letter was started by a woman like yourselfin the hope of bringing relief to other tired anddiscontented women...Unlike most chain letters, this one will not costanyone anything. Just bundle up your husbandor boyfriend, send him to the woman whose nameappears at the top of the list (below), and add yourname at the bottom of that list. Then send a copyof this letter to five of your friends who are equally frustrated.When your name comes to the top of the list, you willreceive 16,877 men......one of them is bound to be a hell of a lot better thanthe one you already have.Do not break the chain. One woman broke the chain,and got her own son-of-a-bitch back. At this writing, afriend of mine already received 184 men. They buriedher yesterday, but it took three undertakers more than36 hours to get the smile off her face, and two days toget her legs together so they could close the coffin.Hurry up and send this letter along, so my name canmove up fast!The Liberated Women's ListHelena Backseat Yowanna Blojob Lotta Fuxenbach Andi Luvdit Ima Luzinthyme Anita Hardwun I. B. Givvenhead Wilma Holedrip Iva Deephole Wanda Getlaid been2long@bellevue. hosp.edu</blockquote>

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Guys,

I'm just trying to play my part here on our way to set up an official club for Skyliners. Let's meet up tonight (I know it's last minute):

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Gday everyone,

Just wondering if anyone is selling the OEM S15 leather steering wheel. I'm looking for one.

Must come with airbag module and general good condition.

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