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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064280646" data-attributes="member: 14320">Naughty Little JohnnySo this teacher is teaching her grade four class, and she's tellingthem that the word of the day is 'contagious.' She asks if anyone canuse this word in a sentence, and several people stick up their hands."Carl," she says. Carl says, "My dad told me to stay away from kidswith mumps, 'cause they're contagious." "Very good," says the teacher.Then she picks Suzie, who says, "The atmosphere was contagious,"and the teacher says, "Excellent, Suzie!"Then she notices that little Johnny has his hand up, at the back of theclass. (and she really doesn't want to call on Little Johnny) "Yes,Johnny?" she says.Johnny says, "The other day, me and my dad's a-sittin around, and wesaw our blonde neighbor painting her fence. She had a tinylittle model car paintbrush, and she was going in tiny little strokesup and down the fence, and my dad says to me, "Jesus, it's gonna takethat cunt ages to finish that fence.*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸, *¤º°`°º¤* ,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*Q. What does 70 year old pussy taste like?A. Depends!Q. What's the hardest thing about a sex change operation?A. Inserting the anchovies.Q. What do you call a female clown?A. A CluntQ. What do you call a female police officer that shaves her pubic hair?A. Cunt Stubble.Man Hit By Frying panA man is sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan.Man: 'What was that for?'Wife: 'What was that piece of paper in your pants' pocket with the name Marylou written on it?'Man: 'Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races? Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on. 'The wife looked all satisfied, apologizes and goes off to work around the house.Three days later the man is once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan swatting.Man: 'What the hell was that for this time?'Wife: 'Your horse called.'The teacher says, "Let's discuss what your fathers do for a living."Mary says, "My Dad is a policeman. He puts bad guys in jail."Jack says, "My Dad is a doctor. He makes all sick people better."The teacher says, to Dirty Johnny, "John, what does your Dad do?"Johnny says, "My Dad is dead."She says, "I'm sorry to hear that. But what did he do before he died?"Johnny says, "He turned blue and shit on the carpet."Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.DAFFYNITION: Tender love - two faggots with hemorrhoids.Q: What do you call a queer dentist?A: The Tooth Fairy, of course.Q: How can you tell you're at a gay BBQ?A: The hot dogs taste like shit.Q: How many faggots does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Only one. But it takes an entire emergency room to remove it.A naked old whore walked into a bar and asked the bartender fora drink. "OK, but it genuinely looks like you won't be able to payfor it."The whore pointed to her well-used, flabby-lipped pussy, andsaid, "Will this do?" blinking her long, false eyelashes at him."Don't you have anything smaller?"</blockquote>

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