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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064276672" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Ants In Her Pants</span></strong></p><p></p><p>There are two ants living in a girl's pair of panties.</p><p></p><p>One day they decide to go exploring in the caves. They said to meet back in the same spot in and hour.</p><p></p><p>So, one ant went in one cave, and the other ant in a different cave. After an hour went by, the two ants met back up.</p><p></p><p>One ant was covered in brown, sticky, smelly stuff. "Eeew!, What was your cave like" asked the other ant.</p><p></p><p>"It was nice at first, but it soon became really smelly and the walls were all dark and sticky" replied the ant. "So how was your cave ?".</p><p></p><p>"Well" he said, "It was lovely at first, all pink and warm, but then this bald guy started head butting me and then spitting on me."</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">77777</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Holy mother , full of grace</p><p>Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face</p><p>Bless his hair that tends to curl</p><p>Keep him safe from all the girls</p><p>Bless his arms that are so strong</p><p>Keep his hands where they belong</p><p>Bless his dick, the one i sucked</p><p>Bless the bed, in which we fucked</p><p>And if my mum happened to walk in</p><p>Bless the shit i'd be in.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Very Important Info</span></strong></p><p></p><p>1) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms.</p><p></p><p>2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capactity is</p><p>Only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong.</p><p></p><p>3) 80% of American men are circumsized, though Pediatrics say it is not necessary.</p><p></p><p>4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can make your penis grow. (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's)</p><p></p><p>5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size.</p><p></p><p>6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion."</p><p></p><p>7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">+Some stuff on the ladies+</span></strong></p><p></p><p>1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say</p><p>They have "average" looks, 8% prefer the term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking", and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of women say they are "sexy".</p><p></p><p>2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong size bra.</p><p></p><p>3) 60% of women have had breast implants.</p><p></p><p>4) 75% of women like giving/getting oral sex.</p><p></p><p>5) 95% of women shave their privates.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">+Both+</span></strong></p><p></p><p>1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and women.</p><p></p><p>2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before they have graduated. 27% loose their virginity senior prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.</p><p></p><p>3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1 month of ******. Only 10% of women feel this way.</p><p></p><p>4) Teens are most likely to have sex for the first time in June.</p><p></p><p>5) First-time intercourse is often unplanned, meaning it's less likely teens will use contraception.</p><p></p><p>6) Virginity is often lost with a person they haven't been ******.</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">+5 Reasons Why Sex is Good+</span></strong></p><p></p><p>1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150 calories every half an hour. It will lower your cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.</p><p></p><p>2) You won't get sick. According to research if you have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to get sick.</p><p></p><p>3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense of well-being. Women who have more sex were clinically proven to be less depressed than women</p><p>Who don't have sex.</p><p></p><p>4) Makes you look better; problem is that ugly people don't get any. Sex releases hormones which make your skin and hair softer and shinier and tone your physique.</p><p></p><p>5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate as those who did not indulge themselves at least once a month. It also makes you look younger. If you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to 10 years younger than you really are.</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Did You Know?</span></strong></p><p></p><p>1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up to running 75 miles!!!!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064276672, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Ants In Her Pants[/COLOR][/B] There are two ants living in a girl's pair of panties. One day they decide to go exploring in the caves. They said to meet back in the same spot in and hour. So, one ant went in one cave, and the other ant in a different cave. After an hour went by, the two ants met back up. One ant was covered in brown, sticky, smelly stuff. "Eeew!, What was your cave like" asked the other ant. "It was nice at first, but it soon became really smelly and the walls were all dark and sticky" replied the ant. "So how was your cave ?". "Well" he said, "It was lovely at first, all pink and warm, but then this bald guy started head butting me and then spitting on me." [B][COLOR="Red"] 77777[/COLOR][/B] Holy mother , full of grace Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face Bless his hair that tends to curl Keep him safe from all the girls Bless his arms that are so strong Keep his hands where they belong Bless his dick, the one i sucked Bless the bed, in which we fucked And if my mum happened to walk in Bless the shit i'd be in. [B][COLOR="Teal"]Very Important Info[/COLOR][/B] 1) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capactity is Only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong. 3) 80% of American men are circumsized, though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can make your penis grow. (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. [B][COLOR="Teal"] +Some stuff on the ladies+[/COLOR][/B] 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say They have "average" looks, 8% prefer the term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking", and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of women say they are "sexy". 2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong size bra. 3) 60% of women have had breast implants. 4) 75% of women like giving/getting oral sex. 5) 95% of women shave their privates. [B][COLOR="Teal"] +Both+[/COLOR][/B] 1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and women. 2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before they have graduated. 27% loose their virginity senior prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage. 3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1 month of ******. Only 10% of women feel this way. 4) Teens are most likely to have sex for the first time in June. 5) First-time intercourse is often unplanned, meaning it's less likely teens will use contraception. 6) Virginity is often lost with a person they haven't been ******. [B][COLOR="Teal"]+5 Reasons Why Sex is Good+[/COLOR][/B] 1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150 calories every half an hour. It will lower your cholesterol and improve breathing circulation. 2) You won't get sick. According to research if you have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to get sick. 3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense of well-being. Women who have more sex were clinically proven to be less depressed than women Who don't have sex. 4) Makes you look better; problem is that ugly people don't get any. Sex releases hormones which make your skin and hair softer and shinier and tone your physique. 5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate as those who did not indulge themselves at least once a month. It also makes you look younger. If you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to 10 years younger than you really are. [B][COLOR="Teal"]Did You Know?[/COLOR][/B] 1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up to running 75 miles!!!! [/QUOTE]
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