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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064275877" data-attributes="member: 14320">When It's Okay To Fart In Public:~^~ In your boss' office as you are turning to leave. Tip- Make sureit's a silent one.~^~ In a bathroom.~^~ In a cashier's line - it might help to speed up things.~^~ In an empty elevator before you get off.~^~ Next to an occupied changing room - it may quickly becomeunoccupied.~^~ In someone else's unoccupied cubicle at work.~^~ While parachuting.~^~ While scuba diving.~^~ In the back seat of a patrol car if you are arrested.~^~ During interrogation if you're the one being interrogated.~^~ In your car if you've been carjacked.~^~ In the changing room when you're sure someone else is waitinghis/her turn.~^~ In your car once you've been pulled over… the cop may let you goquicker.~^~ During a pie eating competition to distract your competitors.~^~ While walking down a crowded hallway. Nobody will know whom toblame.Q: Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio?A: It took her two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night.Q: How can you tell when you're REALLY ugly?A: Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.Q: How do you trick a blonde into marrying you?A: Tell her she's pregnant.Q: Why are blondes always so quiet when they're fucking?A: Because they were raised not to talk to strangers.Q: What's the difference being in a "69", and driving in the fog?A: I don't know, either, but at least in a "69" you can see the asshole infront of you.Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the air valve stemTop Ten Things Men / Women Would Do If They Woke Up And Had AVagina / Penis For A Day:Vagina For A Day:10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.8. See if they could finally do the splits.7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes... BEFOREclosing time.4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for morewithout sleeping first. (Yeah!)3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have itrecorded on video.2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too...And, the NUMBER ONE thing men would do if theywoke up with a vagina...1. Finally find that damned G-spot.Penis For A Day:10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.9. Get oral sex.8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surgingorgasm.4. Touch/shift yourself in public without thought to how improperit may seem.3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels asfunny as it looks.2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction whichoccurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next tohis member which causes two inches to be added to the finalmeasurement.And, the NUMBER ONE thing women would do ifthey woke up with a penis...1. Repeat number 9.</blockquote>

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