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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064271258" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">A Chinese Laundryman</span></strong></p><p></p><p>This Chinese laundryman complained to the doctor that he was very</p><p>constipated.</p><p>The doctor gave him a prescription for a good laxative.</p><p>Come to my office in a few days, said the doctor, and let me know how it works.</p><p>A few days later, the Chinaman visited the doctor.</p><p>Have you moved yet,asks the doctor.</p><p>No, sir, me no moovee, me no moovee.</p><p>The doc thinks about it, and then gives him a prescription for twice as</p><p>much.</p><p>Three days later, when the man reported to the doc again, he said that</p><p>he still hadn't moved and the doc gave him a triple dose, and he said,</p><p>Come back to see me in two days and let me know just what is happening.</p><p>Two days later, the man returned.</p><p>Well, said the doctor, have you moved yet?</p><p>No, sir, me no moovee yet.</p><p>Me moovee tomorrow, though.</p><p>House full of shit.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"><><><><><></span></strong></p><p></p><p>What did the post card say from the blonde?</p><p>Having a good time. Where am I?</p><p></p><p>Did 'ya hear about the blonde who..............</p><p>Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Shott And Nott</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A duel was fought between Alexander Shott and John Nott. Nott was shot</p><p>and Shott was not. In this case it is better to be Shott than Nott.</p><p>Some said that Nott was not shot. But Shott says that he shot Nott.</p><p></p><p>It may be that the shot Shott shot, shot Nott, or it may be possible</p><p>that the shot Shott shot, shot Shott himself. We think, however, that</p><p>the shot Shott shot, shot not Shott, but Nott. Anyway, it is hard to tell</p><p>which was shot and which was not.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">-->COLOR]</span></strong><span style="color: Red"></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"></span></p><p><span style="color: Red">There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane:</span></p><p><span style="color: Red">Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do</span></p><p><span style="color: Red"></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong><span style="color: Red">-->COLOR]</span></strong><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Red">My neighbour`s young son swallowed a quarter, a dime and a nickle.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Red">He was rushed to the hospital.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Red">The next day I asked my neighbour how his son was doing , and he</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Red">replied, "no change yet</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Red"><strong><span style="color: Red">-->COLOR]</span></strong><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Red">Two cows were chatting over the fence between their fields.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Red">The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Red">pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Red">cows down on the Johnson Farm."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Red">The other cow replied, "I ain't worried, it don't affect us ducks."</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064271258, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]A Chinese Laundryman[/COLOR][/B] This Chinese laundryman complained to the doctor that he was very constipated. The doctor gave him a prescription for a good laxative. Come to my office in a few days, said the doctor, and let me know how it works. A few days later, the Chinaman visited the doctor. Have you moved yet,asks the doctor. No, sir, me no moovee, me no moovee. The doc thinks about it, and then gives him a prescription for twice as much. Three days later, when the man reported to the doc again, he said that he still hadn't moved and the doc gave him a triple dose, and he said, Come back to see me in two days and let me know just what is happening. Two days later, the man returned. Well, said the doctor, have you moved yet? No, sir, me no moovee yet. Me moovee tomorrow, though. House full of shit. [B][COLOR="Red"]<><><><><>[/COLOR][/B] What did the post card say from the blonde? Having a good time. Where am I? Did 'ya hear about the blonde who.............. Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight. [B][COLOR="Teal"]Shott And Nott[/COLOR][/B] A duel was fought between Alexander Shott and John Nott. Nott was shot and Shott was not. In this case it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some said that Nott was not shot. But Shott says that he shot Nott. It may be that the shot Shott shot, shot Nott, or it may be possible that the shot Shott shot, shot Shott himself. We think, however, that the shot Shott shot, shot not Shott, but Nott. Anyway, it is hard to tell which was shot and which was not. [B][COLOR="Red"]-->COLOR][/COLOR][/B][COLOR="Red"] There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do [B][COLOR="Red"]-->COLOR][/COLOR][/B][COLOR="Red"] My neighbour`s young son swallowed a quarter, a dime and a nickle. He was rushed to the hospital. The next day I asked my neighbour how his son was doing , and he replied, "no change yet [B][COLOR="Red"]-->COLOR][/COLOR][/B][COLOR="Red"] Two cows were chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm." The other cow replied, "I ain't worried, it don't affect us ducks."[/color][/color][/color] [/QUOTE]
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