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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064269221" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Double Penetration</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Dear Anal Advisor:</span></strong></p><p></p><p>My boyfriend and I want to have a three-way experience ... he and his best</p><p>friend (a guy) and me. It has always been a fantasy of mine and he too wants</p><p>to go through with it. We both swing, so we don't mind seeing each other</p><p>with another person. I have never really done this before. I have sucked</p><p>another guy off while my boyfriend fucked me. However, I have never had two</p><p>guys penetrate me at the same time, but I really want to do this. I think the</p><p>idea of having two cocks in me ... one in my pussy and one in my ass ...</p><p>would be an unbelievable feeling. However, this seems to be a hard thing to</p><p>pull off. Do you have any tips on how to make this experience as pleasurable</p><p>as possible?</p><p>Thanks in advance,</p><p>Fingercuffs</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Dear Fingercuffs:</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Congrats for being able to voice your fantasy out loud and tell your</p><p>boyfriend. Fantasies can be incredible forces in our lives. When you share a</p><p>fantasy with your partner, it can bring you closer together and you can have</p><p>a hot time in the process!</p><p>My first piece of advice is that maybe the two of</p><p>you should practice some double penetration before you invite your friend</p><p>over.</p><p>Use a flexible vibrator or dildo in one of your holes and your</p><p>boyfriend fills the other.</p><p>Use lots and lots of lube, go slow, and work your</p><p>way up to it.</p><p>Communication is extremely important: you're testing the</p><p>limits of your body, so make sure you give your man plenty of feedback about</p><p>how it feels.</p><p>Also realize that some women can easily and comfortably</p><p>accommodate something of size in their pussy and in their ass. Others will</p><p>take some effort, with lots of warm-up.</p><p>But some women may not be able to do</p><p>it at all, since double penetration really depends on your internal map, and</p><p>if there's room for two. You are the one who will know best if it's possible,</p><p>so make sure you're the one who's in charge and calling the shots.</p><p>Work out</p><p>the kinks on your dildo before you plan your threesome. When you are ready</p><p>to tackle two flesh cocks at once, use plenty of lube and go really slow.</p><p>Depending on the size and height of all three of you, some positions will</p><p>work better than others.</p><p>You may want to straddle one man and have the other</p><p>nail you from behind.</p><p>Try to take one cock about halfway inside your pussy,</p><p>then angle your body to take the other one in your ass.</p><p>Both men should start</p><p>with shallow penetration, so you can get used to the feeling.</p><p>Remember that</p><p>porn stars make it look easy in adult movies, but they are seasoned</p><p>professionals!</p><p>You may be much more awkward your first time around. Practice</p><p>makes perfect.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Three Welsh Girls In A Pub....</span></strong></p><p></p><p>I was in a pub on Saturday night. Had a few drinks.....</p><p></p><p>I noticed two very large women by the bar.</p><p></p><p>They both had strong accents, so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland ?"</p><p></p><p>One of them turned to me and screamed, "It's WALES, you IDIOT!!"</p><p></p><p>So, I immediately apologized, and said, "Sorry,.... Are you two whales from Scotland ?"</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">___________</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Douglas was being evaluated for mental problems and was asked by the doctor,</p><p></p><p>"If a train was coming down the hallway toward you, what would you do?"</p><p></p><p>Douglas replied, "I would get in my helicopter and fly away!"</p><p></p><p>The doctor then asked, "Where did you get a helicopter from?"</p><p></p><p>Douglas replied, "The same place you got that fucking train!"</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">___________</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Q. What Do You Call A Virgin In West Virginia?</p><p>A. An Orphan!</p><p></p><p>Bob: "My doctor says if I don't give up sex, I'll be dead in a week."</p><p>Bill: "Why is that?"</p><p>Bob: "I've been screwing his wife."</p><p></p><p>Q. What Do You Call A Woman Who Is Paralyzed From The Waist Down?</p><p>A. Your Wife!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064269221, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Double Penetration Dear Anal Advisor:[/COLOR][/B] My boyfriend and I want to have a three-way experience ... he and his best friend (a guy) and me. It has always been a fantasy of mine and he too wants to go through with it. We both swing, so we don't mind seeing each other with another person. I have never really done this before. I have sucked another guy off while my boyfriend fucked me. However, I have never had two guys penetrate me at the same time, but I really want to do this. I think the idea of having two cocks in me ... one in my pussy and one in my ass ... would be an unbelievable feeling. However, this seems to be a hard thing to pull off. Do you have any tips on how to make this experience as pleasurable as possible? Thanks in advance, Fingercuffs [B][COLOR="Teal"]Dear Fingercuffs:[/COLOR][/B] Congrats for being able to voice your fantasy out loud and tell your boyfriend. Fantasies can be incredible forces in our lives. When you share a fantasy with your partner, it can bring you closer together and you can have a hot time in the process! My first piece of advice is that maybe the two of you should practice some double penetration before you invite your friend over. Use a flexible vibrator or dildo in one of your holes and your boyfriend fills the other. Use lots and lots of lube, go slow, and work your way up to it. Communication is extremely important: you're testing the limits of your body, so make sure you give your man plenty of feedback about how it feels. Also realize that some women can easily and comfortably accommodate something of size in their pussy and in their ass. Others will take some effort, with lots of warm-up. But some women may not be able to do it at all, since double penetration really depends on your internal map, and if there's room for two. You are the one who will know best if it's possible, so make sure you're the one who's in charge and calling the shots. Work out the kinks on your dildo before you plan your threesome. When you are ready to tackle two flesh cocks at once, use plenty of lube and go really slow. Depending on the size and height of all three of you, some positions will work better than others. You may want to straddle one man and have the other nail you from behind. Try to take one cock about halfway inside your pussy, then angle your body to take the other one in your ass. Both men should start with shallow penetration, so you can get used to the feeling. Remember that porn stars make it look easy in adult movies, but they are seasoned professionals! You may be much more awkward your first time around. Practice makes perfect. [B][COLOR="Teal"]Three Welsh Girls In A Pub....[/COLOR][/B] I was in a pub on Saturday night. Had a few drinks..... I noticed two very large women by the bar. They both had strong accents, so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland ?" One of them turned to me and screamed, "It's WALES, you IDIOT!!" So, I immediately apologized, and said, "Sorry,.... Are you two whales from Scotland ?" [B][COLOR="Red"]___________[/COLOR][/B] Douglas was being evaluated for mental problems and was asked by the doctor, "If a train was coming down the hallway toward you, what would you do?" Douglas replied, "I would get in my helicopter and fly away!" The doctor then asked, "Where did you get a helicopter from?" Douglas replied, "The same place you got that fucking train!" [B][COLOR="Red"]___________[/COLOR][/B] Q. What Do You Call A Virgin In West Virginia? A. An Orphan! Bob: "My doctor says if I don't give up sex, I'll be dead in a week." Bill: "Why is that?" Bob: "I've been screwing his wife." Q. What Do You Call A Woman Who Is Paralyzed From The Waist Down? A. Your Wife! [/QUOTE]
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