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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064266573" data-attributes="member: 14320">A farmer had so many children, he ran out of names, so hestarted naming his kids after something around the farm. Thefirst day of school began, and the teacher asked each childtheir name. When he got to one of the farmer's sons, the boyreplied " Pig Swill ".The teacher said... "I need your REAL name, son", to which heboy replied, "It's Pig Swill , sir...Really".The teacher...in a huff..said.. "Alright young man...marchyourself right down to the principal's office THIS minute!!!!"The boy got out of his chair...turned to his sister and said.."Come on, Chicken Shit....he ain't gonna believe YOU, neither!"Mary went to Jill's place to tell her about a horrible experience she'dhad the previous night with this bloke she brought home."Well, what happened when you got there?" Jill asked"The bastard called me a slut!" Mary said."And what did you do then?" Jill asked, shocked."I told him to get the fuck out of my bedroom and take his eightfriends with him!" Mary said.There was a young actress from Crewe,Who remarked as the vicar withdrew,The Bishop was quickerand thicker and slicker,and two inches longer than you.***A kinky young girl from Coleshill,Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill,They found her vagina,in North Carolina,and bits of her tits in Brazil. The Gross Bathroom DisasterA little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around thehouse with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable tobreak something.The boy continues. "Johnny!" mom screams. "Knock it off. You'regoing to break something." He stops and eventually mom leaves for ashort trip to the store. Johnny starts up with the balloon again. Hegives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet.Mom comes in and while putting away the groceries gets the urge. Adiarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH,out it comes. When she's finished she looks down and can't believe whatshe's seeing.Diarrhea everywhere! She's not sure what this big brown thing is inthe toilet! She calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled as shedescribes the situation, but he assures her he'll be over shortly toexamine everything.When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he gets down onhis knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing. Finally, he takesout his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP!The balloon explodes and diarrhea is everywhere. On him, the walls,etc. Doctor! Doctor! Are you alright?" she asks.He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this isthe first time I've ever seen a fart!"~~~3 brunettes were walking in the forest when thay came along some tracks.The first brunette said "Those are bear tracks" and the second brunette said "No you moron those are deer tracks" and the third brunette said "Don't be stupid, those are rabbit tracks"..... (*HONK HONK*) and then the train hit them.~~~There was a young man from Mauritius,Who said 'That fuck was delicious'But the next time I cum,It will be up your bum,Coz that scab on your cunt looks suspicious!!</blockquote>

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