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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064259272" data-attributes="member: 14320">CannibalsThree ecologists are exploring the deep jungles of the Amazonsearching for new plant life when they are captured by a tribe ofcannibals. They are taken back to the village to be tried by thechief. The chief stares at the white men and is about to give theusual 'let's boil them alive' orders, when he gets an idea."I shall let each of you go," he says, "if you can go out intothe jungle and within one hour, come back with 10 identicalpieces of fruit." The men are overjoyed when they hear this sooff they run into the jungle to gather fruit.Half an hour later one of them comes back with 10 peaches andproudly brings them to the chief. The chief looks at the fruitand tells him that he will let him go if he can shove all 10pieces of fruit up his rear end without changing hisfacial expression.He notices all the serious faces of the tribesmen so he starts toshove one up there, but with the peach halfway in he lets out anagonizing shriek of pain. The chief promptly gives the order tokill him.10 minutes later the second guy comes back and sees his friendlying dead in the dirt. The tribesmen grab him and tell him toopen his hands for the chief. In his hands he holds 10 identicalberries. When the chief gives the same orders he is visiblyrelieved and quickly begins to shove the fruit up his rear end.1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9... and suddenly the guy bustsout laughing! Not amused, the chief once again gives the order tokill the guy.Now the two dead guys are up in heaven discussing what had justhappened. "You only had one more berry to shove up and you werehome free! Why did you start laughing?""I couldn't help it. I lost it when I saw Fred coming down thepath with 10 pineapples!"=====Police Station toilet stolen....Cops have nothing to go on.Schizophrenia beats being aloneIf at first you don't succeed, redefine successHard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?Lord, if I can't be skinny, please let all my friends be fat.</blockquote>

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