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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064258662" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">A Redneck Girl</span></strong></p><p></p><p>This Redneck girl asks her father if she could borrow the car to</p><p>go out one Friday night. Her Pa says to her "Okay, but you know</p><p>what ya gotta do first." So, she gets down on her knees and starts</p><p>sucking. After a few strokes, she stops and says, "Hey Pa, why</p><p>does your dick taste like shit?" To which her dad replies " Aw hell,</p><p>I forgot, your brother has the car tonight!"</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">=======</span></strong></p><p>Down at the Bowery a wino told his drinking buddy, "I'll never forget the</p><p>first time I turned to drink as a substitute for women.</p><p>"Yeah ? What happened?" his friend inquired.</p><p>"I got my dick stuck in the neck of the bottle." the wino answered.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">=======</span></strong></p><p>Q. What Do You Call A 1000 Pound Woman On A Bar Stool With A New Condom?</p><p>A. 1/2 Ton Pickup With Good Rubber!</p><p></p><p>Q. What Do You Call A 400 Pound Woman Who Likes Both Men And Women?</p><p>A. A Bisexual Built For 2!</p><p></p><p>SEX: The only activity where you start at the top and work your way</p><p>to the bottom, while getting a raise.</p><p></p><p>Penis: The only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle.</p><p></p><p>Q. What Do You Call A Female Midget Who's Nice And Gives Head?</p><p>A. Short, Sweet, And To The Point!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064258662, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]A Redneck Girl[/COLOR][/B] This Redneck girl asks her father if she could borrow the car to go out one Friday night. Her Pa says to her "Okay, but you know what ya gotta do first." So, she gets down on her knees and starts sucking. After a few strokes, she stops and says, "Hey Pa, why does your dick taste like shit?" To which her dad replies " Aw hell, I forgot, your brother has the car tonight!" [B][COLOR="Red"]=======[/COLOR][/B] Down at the Bowery a wino told his drinking buddy, "I'll never forget the first time I turned to drink as a substitute for women. "Yeah ? What happened?" his friend inquired. "I got my dick stuck in the neck of the bottle." the wino answered. [B][COLOR="Red"]=======[/COLOR][/B] Q. What Do You Call A 1000 Pound Woman On A Bar Stool With A New Condom? A. 1/2 Ton Pickup With Good Rubber! Q. What Do You Call A 400 Pound Woman Who Likes Both Men And Women? A. A Bisexual Built For 2! SEX: The only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a raise. Penis: The only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle. Q. What Do You Call A Female Midget Who's Nice And Gives Head? A. Short, Sweet, And To The Point! [/QUOTE]
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