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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064258662" data-attributes="member: 14320">A Redneck GirlThis Redneck girl asks her father if she could borrow the car togo out one Friday night. Her Pa says to her "Okay, but you knowwhat ya gotta do first." So, she gets down on her knees and startssucking. After a few strokes, she stops and says, "Hey Pa, whydoes your dick taste like shit?" To which her dad replies " Aw hell,I forgot, your brother has the car tonight!"=======Down at the Bowery a wino told his drinking buddy, "I'll never forget thefirst time I turned to drink as a substitute for women."Yeah ? What happened?" his friend inquired."I got my dick stuck in the neck of the bottle." the wino answered.=======Q. What Do You Call A 1000 Pound Woman On A Bar Stool With A New Condom?A. 1/2 Ton Pickup With Good Rubber!Q. What Do You Call A 400 Pound Woman Who Likes Both Men And Women?A. A Bisexual Built For 2!SEX: The only activity where you start at the top and work your wayto the bottom, while getting a raise.Penis: The only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle.Q. What Do You Call A Female Midget Who's Nice And Gives Head?A. Short, Sweet, And To The Point!</blockquote>

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