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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064245155" data-attributes="member: 14320">Bull And A CowA man wanted his bull and a cow to mate;he tried everything but couldn't get the too together.So he went to get some advise from a farmer who had the same problem.The farmer told him to put his hand up the cow’s pussyand then rub his hand around the bulls nose.He went home and did this and then the cow and bull were at itnone- stopping. He went home and wondered if it would work on humans,so he rubbed his hand around his wife’s pussy,and rubbed it around his face and he got the biggest bone ever,so he woke his wife up and said look!She turned to him and said,“ You have just woken me up to show me you have a nose bleed?”_______Yo mama's so big, she has to buy clothes by the acre.Yo mama's so big, her belly button's got an echo.Yo mama's so big, she whistles bass.Yo mama's so big, she uses bowling balls for earrings.Yo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"Yo mama's so big, when I fingered her I lost a watch and two rings!Yo mama's so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide.Yo mama's so big, when she stands up the sun goes out. Sexual ActivityThis couple were in bed starting sexual activity when thegirl places the man's hand onto her pussy."Put your finger in me..." she asks him. So he does withouthesitation, as she starts moaning. "Put two fingers in...",she says. So in goes another one. She's really starting toget worked up when she says, ..."Put your whole hand in!".The guy's like, "Well,Ok!". So he has his entire hand in,when she says moaning and screaming with pleasure,"Put both your hands inside of me!!!".So the guy puts both of his hands in!"Now clap your hands..."commands the girl."I can't applaud", says the guy.The girl looks at him and says....."See, I told you I hada tight pussy!"nnnnnIt was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old RICH man married a20-year-old girl. After a year of marriage she went into the hospital togive birth. The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow saying,"This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?"He answered, "You've got to keep that old motor running."The following year the young bride gave birth again.The same nurse said, "You really are amazing. How do you do it?"He again said, "You've got to keep the old motor running."The same thing happened the next year.The nurse said, "Well, well, well! You certainly are quite a man!"He responded, "You've got to keep that old motor running."The nurse then replied, "Well, you had better change the oil.This one's black!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!.nnnnnMargaret went to her new gynecologist for her first exam.The doctor got her in the stirrups and spread herLegs. Then the doctor said, "Oh My God!!! In my all of myCareer, I have never seen such a huge vagina!! ...hugeVagina!!"She said, "Doctor, I know it and I'm very self-conciousAbout it. But you didn't have to repeat yourself."The doctor replied, "I didn't. It was an echo!"</blockquote>

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