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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064243994" data-attributes="member: 14320">TOP 14 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:14. Pass My Shotgun13. Psychotic Mood Shift12. Pack My Stuff11. Permanent Menstrual Syndrome10. Perpetual Munching Spree9. Puffy Mid-Section8. People Make Me Sick7. Provide Me with Sweets6. Pardon My Sobbing5. Pimples May Surface4. Pass My Sweat pants3. Pissy Mood Syndrome2. Plainly Men SuckAnd the number one thing PMS Stands for........Who Cares?I'm not in the mood to play this shit anymore!!}}}}}Q: How can you tell if your husband is dead?A: The sex is the same but you get the remote.Q: What's worse than silicone tits?A: A cardboard box.Q: What's the difference between a terrorist and a wife?A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.Q: What do you Call a period?A: A waste of fucking time.Q: What do you give the pedophile who has everything?A: Another parishQ: What's the difference between a clit and a mobile phone?A: Nothing. Almost every cunt's got one.Involuntary Muscular ContractionsA professor was giving a lecture on "InvoluntaryMuscular Contractions"to his first year medical students.Realizing that this was not the most rivetingsubject, the Professordecided to lighten the mood slightly.He pointed to a young woman in the front row andsaid, "Do you know whatyour asshole is doing while you're having anorgasm?"She replied, "Fishing with his buddies."What's the definition of the perfect woman?She's three feet tall, has a round hole for a mouth, and her head is flat so you can put acan on it. The sports model has pull back ears and her teeth fold in. The economy modelfucks all night and at midnight turns into a roast beef sandwich and a six pack.Steady Eddie had just won the club snooker competition. After the big game hewas approached by a lady to go back to her place for some shafting. Well beingthe stud that he is, he said "OK"Later she's lying on the bed naked and she's wondering what's takin' him so long.She peers through to the bathroom and he's chalking his dick up.The minutes went by and finally he comes out but still he stops at the end of the bedbending over, checking her out.Well, she's just itching for it and can't stand him peering at her any longer, so she says,"Eddie, what's keeping you?"He replies, "Just wondering whether to go for the pink or the brown."</blockquote>

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