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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064230784" data-attributes="member: 14320">How To Fuck Like A Black DudeA white guy is sitting in a bar next to a black guy. "Hey, dude," heasks. "How's it you black dudes are so popular with the ladies?""Well," the black guy replies, "It is all a matter of fuckin'. When youwhite guys fuck, you just stick it in and Wham! Bam! Thank you ma'am!It's all over before it's even started. When we make love to a woman,we tease her first, and then only when she begs for it, we stick it inslow, and gentle like. That's the secret, man, tease her until she begsyou for it, and then slow and gentle like. Works every time."The white guy finishes his drink and goes home. That night, in bed withhis wife, he remembers the black guy's advice. First he teases his wifeuntil she begs him to put it in her, and then he starts fucking her, butvery slowly and very gently."Hey," she says to him passionately. "When did you learn to fuck like ablack guy?"Girls, they say the hand is quicker than the eye...So, quick, come over here and jerk me off. No one will see you!A guy pulls up to a little girl playing on the sidewalk and says, "Hey,little girl, want a lollipop?"The girl says, "My mommy told me not to take candy from strangers. But if you give me twenty bucks, I'll suck your cock."A guy's driving by a field and sees a cow kneeling and praying and arabbit fucking a cat.He says, "Holy cow, look at the hare on that pussy."HairyA girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair.Her mom calmly said- "that part where hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair"the girl smiled.At dinner, she told her sister-"my monkey has grown hair"Her sister smiled and said-"that's nothing, mine is already eating bananas" .Mom fainted...))))))))There is a lady laying in bed. At about midnight her husband comes walking in with a sheep under his arm and says " That's the fat pig I've been sleeping with when I'm not sleeping with you." His wife gets a confused look on her face and states " but honey that's not a pig its a sheep." Her husband says " Shut up pig I'm talking to the sheep!"))))))))A woman complained to her vet that her mongrel dog would start to fuck her every time he came into the house."Is there anything you can do?" she asked."Well," The vet said, "We could cut his balls off to cut his sex drive down.""Oh no," the woman replied, "that seems a bit rough. Couldn't you just clip his nails and do something about his bad breath?"))))))))Q. How can you tell if a novel is homosexual?A. The hero always gets his man in the end.Q. Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS?A. They can't get the laboratory mice to arse fuck.Q. Why did the gay man take two aspirin with his Viagra?A. So sex wouldn't be such a pain in the arse.Q. Did you hear about the two gay judges?A. They tried each other.</blockquote>

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