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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064227495" data-attributes="member: 14320">So that's what it means~~~ Siderodromophilia ~Arousal from trains~ Siphnianize ~Anal masturbation~ Hedralingus ~Licking anus~ Timophilia ~When a person's primary arousal comes from gold or wealth~ Pubephilia ~Arousal from pubic hair~ Sacofricosis ~Cutting a hole in pant pocket to facilitate masturbation in publicSandy went into the newsex shop & asks if they have any vibrators on special ...The man behind the counter says ...Choose from our range on the back wall.She says OK, great, I'll take the red one!The man replies No miss, that's a fire extinguisher.Q: What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?A: A washing machine doesn't drip when you dump your load in it.Q: Did you hear about the faggot who started using "the patch" on his dick?A: He's already down to two butts a day.John and Bruce were having gay sex. "I've got AIDS," said John, who was on top."Oh God!" cried Bruce."Just kidding," said John. "I just love the way you tighten your asshole when I say that!"Bert And MabelBert and Mabel were a week away from their wedding day. Bert was beginning to get major stirrings so he decided to chance his arm. "Er, Mabel, as it is only a week to the big day, how's about a quick screw?" said Bert. Mabel's answer as expected was, "No Bert, it's only 6 days to go, however you can have a look at your prize."The next night Bert again pesters Mabel. Being an understanding sort, Mabel gives in and says, "It is still 5 days to go and as you've been a good fellow,I'll let you have a little feel of your prize."It only makes matters worse for Bert and by the next night he can hardly contain himself.Seeing his obvious predicament Mabel greets Bert and whispers in his ear, "I can see what your problem is but you've still got 4 days to go. I will however let you have a good sniff of your prize."Not being bashful, Bert lifts Mabel's skirts and sniffs. After a minute he comes up for air, "Mabel, do you think it will keep 'till Saturday?!?"Jim and Bubba, two army buddies are on leave anddecide to go to Bubbas house and get drunk. Loand behold they run out of beer so Bubba saysthat he will go for more.As he is leaving he tells his wife Linda -Lou toshow Jim her best southern hospitality which sheagrees to do. Bubba comes back with the beer andfinds Jim and Linda-Lou screwing right on thekitchen floor.Bubba yells, "what are you doing Linda-Lou?"She replies "you told me to show Jim my bestsouthern hospitality."Bubba then says "Gee whiz girl, arch your back,poor Jim's balls are on the cold floor."</blockquote>

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