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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064223754" data-attributes="member: 14320">The King, Queen And The TrollThere once was a King and Queen who ruled akingdom by the sea. One day the King's brother,who ruled a kingdom in the mountains, took ill andneeded help ruling his land.The first king volunteered to help and explained tothe queen that his brother's illness may last manymonths. They would see one another each weekend.Every other weekend the king would journey, onhorseback, down from the mountains. On alternatingweekends the queen would journey, up from theseaside, the same way."There is one very important thing to remember" saidthe king. "Halfway between the two lands is a bridgewhich crosses a deep ravine. The bridge is guardedby a magic troll, who lives under the bridge as mosttrolls are apt to do. He will ask you to pay a toll, a fourleaf clover, so you must promise me you will alwaysremember to bring one with you.""I will" she replied thinking that would be easy sinceall castles in those days were surrounded by fields offour leaf clovers, for good luck.So the time comes for the queen to make her firstjourney. She picks the clover, puts it in the pocket ofher dress and off she goes. After a while she comesto the bridge and out crawls an ugly little troll. "Hecertainly doesn't look very magical" she thinks to herself.The troll begins to speak. "I am the troll who lives underthe bridge and YOU must pay a toll ... a four leaf cloverif you please ... or bend over on your knees."And with that he dropped his pants revealing the biggest,thickest cock the queen had ever seen. He then thrusthis hips back and forth three or four times to showexactly what he intended do with his massive, 13 inchprick.The queen, all flustered and embarrassed, quickly gavehim the clover and hurried on her way.This went on for many months. The queen grew usedto seeing the trolls equipment and even began fantasizingabout how it would be to let the troll screw her. After all,the king was just of an average size, and he was all shehad ever been with. It got to the point where her pantieswould get damp at the thought of making the journeyacross the bridge.One fateful day, as she approached the bridge, shethought "What the hell, you only live once" and threwher clover away.When she reached the bridge the troll was waiting. "Iam the troll who lives under the bridge and YOU mustpay a toll ... a four leaf clover if you please ... or bendover on your knees.""My goodness" said the queen looking in the pocket ofher dress, "I seem to have lost my four leaf clover. Itlooks like I will have to take the second choice today."So the troll helps the queen off her horse and leads herdown under the bridge where there is a beautiful bed offlowers. She lifts her dress, slips off her silky royalpanties, bends over and gets down on her knees on theflowers. As soon as he enters her soaking wet pussyshe realizes why he is called a "magic troll."The troll screws the queen like she has never beenscrewed before in all her life. Echoes of the queensmoans and gasps of pleasure bounce off the ravinewalls for the next couple of hours. When they arefinally done, they lay exhausted in the flowers."I have to admit ..." said the queen, "I'm kind of glad Ilost my clover.""Oh, I hear that one all the time" replies the troll."Do many ladies come by here who have lost theirclover" says the queen coyly."Oh no" replies the troll ... "But your husband, the King,loses his every single time..."New Years Resolutions You Have No Chance At KeepingWhen I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL, LMAO, or ROTFLMAO!"Start using Facebook for something other than Farmville and stupid quizzesI will try to figure out why I "really" need 5 facebook accounts.I resolve to work with neglected children... my own.Lose 20 pounds by going to the gym!I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.I will spend less than five hour a day on the Internet.I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.Spend less than $1000 for coffee at Starbucks this year.Lose weight by inventing an anti-gravity machineStop repeating myself again, and again, and again.I will stop tagging pictures of myself in pictures even when I’m not in themI will think of a password other than "password"</blockquote>

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