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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064211485" data-attributes="member: 14320">"What's That Daddy?"A little girl accidentally walks in on her father while he's getting dressed. She points to his dick and says, "Daddy, what's that?" Not wanting to explain to her yet, he says, "Uh, I can't tell you, it's a secret."The little girl finds her mother and asks, "What is that long thing between Daddy's legs?"Her mother also doesn't want to explain sex yet, so she says, "I don't know, he won't tell me."A couple days later the little girl says to her mother. "Mommy, I finally figured out what that thing between Daddy's legs is. It's a toothbrush!""Why do you think that?" the amused mother asks"Because," the little girl says, "this morning I saw the maid sliding it in and out of her mouth and she had toothpaste dripping down her chin."Joe and Moe went outside to take a leak and Joe confessed,"I wish I had a dick like my cousin Junior. He needs fourfingers to hold his."Moe looked over and pointed out, "But you're holding yourswith four fingers.""I know," sighed Joe, "but I'm pissing on three of them."This young couple had only been married for one nightwhen the bride went to the doctor to say, "This is myfirst day of marriage, and bothers me."Doctor: "What is it?"Bride: "Well, during sex I feel his dick touch mykidneys."Doctor: "Just send in your groom, and I will cut a coupleof inches off and hopefully it will not reach your kidneys."Bride: "No, I want you to remove my kidneys instead."On the night of their honeymoon, a newlywed couple hadan unfortunate accident, resulting in the amputation of thegroom's left foot. Unable to control her grief, the bridecalled her mother from the hospital."Mother", she sobbed, "My husband has only one foot."The mother, trying to console her daughter said, "I wishyour father did, he only has six inches."Dear Santa - Little JohnnyDear Santa,You must be surprised that I'm writing to you today, the 26th ofDecember. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain thingsthat have occurred since the beginning of the month when, filledwith illusion, I wrote you my letter. I asked for a bicycle, anelectric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a footballuniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not onlywas I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in thewhole school!I'm not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entireneighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, mybrothers, my friends, and with my neighbors. I would go onerrands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There wasvirtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity.What balls do you have leaving me a f**king yo-yo, a stupidwhistle and a pair of socks! What the f**k were you thinking,you fat son of a bitch, that you've taken me for a sucker thewhole f**king year to come out with some shit like this under thetree. As if you hadn't f**ked me enough,you gave that littlefaggot across the street so many toys that he can't even walk intohis house.Please don't let me see you trying to fit your big fat ass down mychimney next year. I'll f**k you up! I'll throw rocks at thosestupid reindeer and scare them away so you'll have to WALK backto the f**king North Pole, just like what I have to do now sinceyou didn't get me that f**king bike.F**K YOU SANTA! Next year you'll find out how bad I can be, youFAT SOB.Sincerely,Little Johnny</blockquote>

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