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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064201782" data-attributes="member: 14320">Cruising Down The HighwayA young couple was out cruising one evening.While driving down the highway, the guy says to the girl,"I know you love going fast!"If I go 100 miles an hour, will you take off all your clothes?""Yes!" she agrees and he begins to speed up.When the speedometer hits 100 she starts to strip.When she gets all her clothes off, he is so busy staring at her that he drivesoff the road and flips the car over. The girl is thrown clear without a scratchbut her clothes and her boyfriend are trapped in the car."Go get help," he pleads. She replies, "I can't, I'm naked."He points to his shoe that was thrown clear and says,"Cover your crotch with that and go get help from that gas station down the road."She takes the shoe, covers herself between the legs,and runs to the gas station down the road. When she arrives, she is frantic andyells to the attendant, "Help! Help! My boyfriend's stuck!" The attendant looksdown at the shoe covering her crotch and replies with astonishment,"I think it's too late . . . he's too far in!"__________Q: What's the main difference between mayonnaise and semen?A: Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back of a girl's throat at thirty miles per hour.Q: Did you hear the one about the homosexual ghosts?A: They gave each other the willies.Daffyniton - Jell-O: Kool-Aid with a hardonQ: How can you get a faggot to fuck a female?A: Fill up her cunt with shit.Husband to wife: "When you die, I'm going to inscribe your tombstone: 'Here lies my wife...Cold as usual.'"Wife to husband: "When you die, I'm going to inscribe your tombstone: 'Here lies my husband...Stiff at last.'"</blockquote>