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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064199562" data-attributes="member: 14320">Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache."I've got a beaut cure for a headache," said his mate Trev. "Whenever I have a headacheI head home and I get my wife to give me a long, slow, wet blowjob. Never fails."A week went by and they were in the bar again, talking. "Did you try my headache cure," asked Trev. "Yeah said Phil, worked great! Your house is nice, too!"}}}}}}}}}A guy dies while making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, "Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it?" The wife replies, "Cut it off and shove it up his ass!" The undertaker does as he is told. On the day of the funeral the wife visits her husband for the last time and sees a tear rolling down his face, so she whispers in his ear, "It fucking hurts doesn't it!"}}}}}}}}}It is good for woman to meet man in park, but better for man to park meat in woman.Jack was nimble,but Jack was quickSo Jill preferred the candlestick!Little Hillbilly Johnny-Lee asks his sister if she has started her period."Yes", quoth she, "how did you know?""Hmm, I knew dad's cock tasted funny!"Math teacher: "After 69, what comes next?"}}}}}}}}}On their wedding night, Bruce displays his member to his new virgin bride and tells her it's the only one in the world.She, of course, believes him. He's gone to a conference for a couple of weeks. He returns, only to be questioned by his new wife. 'Bruce,' she says, 'I thought you said you had the only one in the world. But Harry at the drug store has one too.''Well, er,' Bruce flusters, 'Harry and I were in the war together, I had two, so I gave him one of mine.''Oh. Well, why did you give him the best one?'</blockquote>

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