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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064190030" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Men Are Just Happier People--</span></strong></p><p></p><p>`What do you expect from such simple creatures?</p><p>`Your last name stays put.</p><p>`The garage is all yours.</p><p>`Wedding plans take care of themselves.</p><p>`Chocolate is just another snack.</p><p>`You can be President.</p><p>`You can never be pregnant.</p><p>`You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.</p><p>`You can wear NO shirt to a water park.</p><p>`Car mechanics tell you the truth.</p><p>`The world is your urinal.</p><p>`You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.</p><p>`You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.</p><p>`Same work, more pay.</p><p>`Wrinkles add character.</p><p>`Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.</p><p>`People never stare at your chest when you're talking to</p><p>them.</p><p>`The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.</p><p>'New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.</p><p>`One mood all the time.</p><p>`Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.</p><p>`You know stuff about tanks.</p><p>`A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.</p><p>`You can open all your own jars.</p><p>`You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.</p><p>`If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.</p><p>`Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.</p><p>`Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.</p><p>`You almost never have strap problems in public.</p><p>`You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.</p><p>`Everything on your face stays its original color.</p><p>`The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.</p><p>`You only have to shave your face and neck.</p><p>`You can play with toys all your life.</p><p>`Your belly usually hides your big hips.</p><p>`One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.</p><p>`You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.</p><p>`You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.</p><p>`You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.</p><p>`You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.</p><p>`No wonder men are happier."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064190030, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Men Are Just Happier People--[/COLOR][/B] `What do you expect from such simple creatures? `Your last name stays put. `The garage is all yours. `Wedding plans take care of themselves. `Chocolate is just another snack. `You can be President. `You can never be pregnant. `You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. `You can wear NO shirt to a water park. `Car mechanics tell you the truth. `The world is your urinal. `You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. `You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. `Same work, more pay. `Wrinkles add character. `Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. `People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. `The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. 'New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. `One mood all the time. `Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. `You know stuff about tanks. `A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. `You can open all your own jars. `You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. `If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. `Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. `Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. `You almost never have strap problems in public. `You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. `Everything on your face stays its original color. `The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. `You only have to shave your face and neck. `You can play with toys all your life. `Your belly usually hides your big hips. `One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. `You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. `You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. `You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. `You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. `No wonder men are happier." [/QUOTE]
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