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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064183077" data-attributes="member: 14320">THE WORD FUCK!( I just love this one )Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck"..Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:1. Greetings: How the fuck are ya?2. Fraud: I got fucked by the car dealer.3. Resignation: Oh, fuck it!4. Trouble: I guess I'm fucked now.5. Aggression: Fuck you!6. Disgust: Fuck me.7. Confusion: What the fuck.......?8. Difficulty: I don't understand this fucking business!9. Despair: Fucked again...10. Pleasure: I fucking couldn't be happier.11. Displeasure: What the fuck is going on here?12. Lost: Where the fuck are we.13. Disbelief: Unfuckingbeliveable!14. Retaliation: Up your fucking ass!"15. Denial: I didn't fucking do it."16. Perplexity: I know fuck all about it."17. Apathy: Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?18. Suspicion: Who the fuck are you?19. Panic: Let's get the fuck out of here.20. Directions: Fuck off.21. Disbelief: How the fuck did you do that?It can be used in an anatomical description- He's a fucking asshole.It can be used to tell time- It's five fucking thirty.It can be used in business- How did I wind up with this fucking job?It can be maternal- Motherfucker.It can be political- Fuck George Bush!It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:What the fuck was that?-Mayor of HiroshimaWhere did all these fucking Indians come from?-General CusterWhere the fuck is all this water coming from?-Captain of the TitanicThat's not a real fucking gun.-John LenWho's gonna fucking find out?-Richard NixonHeads are going to fucking roll.-Anne BoleynLet the fucking woman drive.-Commander of Space ShuttleWhat fucking map?-Challenger, Mark ThatcherAny fucking idiot could understand that.-Albert EinsteinIt does so fucking look like her!-PicassoHow the fuck did you work that out?-Pythagoras-You want what on the fucking ceiling?MichaelangeloFuck a duck.-Walt DisneyWhy?- Because its fucking there!-Edmund HilaryI don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?-Joan of ArcScattered fucking showers my ass.-NoahI need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head.-John F. Kennedy-REASONS FOR DIVORCEA man in Hazard, Kentucky, divorced his wifebecause she "beat him whenever he removed onions from his hamburgerwithout asking for permission."A man in Tarritville, Connecticut, filed for divorce because hiswife left him a note on the refrigerator that read: "I have gone tothe bridge club. There'll be a recipe for your dinner at7 o'clock on Channel 2."A deaf man in Bennettsville, South Carolina filed for divorcebecause his wife "was always nagging him in sign language."A woman in Canon City, Colorado, divorced her husband because heforced her to "duck under the dashboard whenever they drove past hisgirlfriend's house."A woman in Hardwick, Georgia, divorced her husband on the groundsthat he "stayed home too much and was much too affectionate.aaaaaAn overweight man was waiting in line at a bank. There were twoteenage boys in line behind him.They were giggling and making fun of how fat the man was. Afterfive minutes of this the man turned to the boys and asked thempolitely to stop, as he couldn't help his weight problem.With this the boys asked, "Oh, and why are you so fat Mister?"The Man turned around and replied: "Well, every time I screwed yourmother, she gave me a cookie."aaaaaThere was a young fellow named GoodyWho claimed that he wouldn't, but would he?If he found himself nudeWith a gal in the moodThe question's not woody but could he?</blockquote>

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