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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064182615" data-attributes="member: 14320">Women vs. MenThe Perfect Day for Her:8:15 Wakeup to hugs and kisses8:30 Weigh in 5lbs lighter than yesterday8:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants 9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil 10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo and comb out12:00 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe12:45 Notice ex-boyfriends wife, she has gained 30lbs1:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit3:00 Nap4:00 3 dozens roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer4:15 Light workout at club, followed by gentle massage5:30 Pick out outfit for dinner, prim before the mirror7:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing10:00 Hot shower (alone)10:30 Make love11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling11:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms The Perfect Day for Him!6:00 Alarm6:15 Blowjob6:30 Massive dump while reading sports section of USA Today7:00 Breakfast, Filet mignon and eggs, toast and coffee7:30 Limo arrives7:45 Stoli Bloody Mary enroute to airport8:15 DFW - Private G4 to Augusta, Georgia (Coffee, SI and WSJ)9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club9:45 Front nine at Augusta (2 under)11:45 Lunch, 2 dozen oysters on the half shell, 3 Heinekens12:15 Blowjob12:30 Back nine Augusta (4 under)2:15 Limo back to airport (Bombay martini)2:30 Private G4, Augusta to Nassau, Bahamas (nap)3:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female (topless) crew4:30 Land World Record light tackle Marlin (1249 lbs)5:00 G4 back to DFW, massage & hand job enroute by naked Kathy Ireland6:45 Shit, shower and shave7:00 Watch CNN newsflash: Clinton resigns, Hillary and Al Gore farm animal video released and authenticated. (Hillary has a secret mole, Al looks real cold)7:30 Dinner, Lobster appetizers, Dom Perigon (1963), 20 oz. New York Steak9:00 Remy Martin and Cuban Partagas cigar9:30 Sex with three women11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi11:45 Bed (alone)11:50 12 second, 4 note fart, dog leaves the room11:55 Sleep A Thirteen Year Old With A Hard-onA man notices his thirteen-year-old son has been walking around for a week with a hard-on in his pants, and figures the boy needs some relief. He gives the kid twenty dollars and says: "Take this to the whorehouse at the other end of town, and have some fun."Well, the whorehouse is a good hour walk each way, but the boy returns in only 45 minutes. The father says: "where were you?""Well," says the boy, "when I walked by Grandma's house she asked where I was going and I told her. She said, 'why don't you just come in here instead, and I'll do you for free.' So that's what I did."The father, outraged, screams: "Are you telling me you fucked my MOTHER?""What's the big deal," says the boy, "you fuck mine!"nnnA woman is on the witness stand testifying:"I was walking down the sidewalk, when he grabbed me, dragged me into an alley, ripped off my dress, pulled down my panties, and bent me over a garbage can... I...I don't even remember what happened next..."The judge says (jerking off motion), "Make something up! Make something up!"</blockquote>

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