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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064181215" data-attributes="member: 14320">Vegetarian Or VeganA friend of mine spreads some light on the vegan swallowing mystery...Actually, the question of whether or not it is okay for a vegetarian or vegan to give BJs, and if so, if it was all right to swallow, the general consensus is:1. It is perfectly all right to give BJs because no animal is harmed in the process.2. It is okay to ingest sperm because it is not an animal.Also, sperm is a good source of protein, something that is often lacking when meat is removed from the diet.You're still my favorite lap dance,Can you guys imagine ****** one of these gals?I can see it in my mind's eye; your vegan girl comes home from work all worn out, craving your meat.She looks at you and says, "I need to blow you. I haven't had enough protein today. I'm dizzy and weak and only a protein vanilla slurpee will do."Damn. A breed of women who not only like performing oral sex, but consider it nourishment. I gotta get me a vegan.___________Little Johnny's father has to come to school to talk to the teacher.Teacher: 'Sir, I'm sorry, but your son does absolutely nothing atschool, he fails every subject!!'Dad: 'Except for drawing, he's a very good drawer.'Teacher: 'That's correct, last week he drew a tiger on the chalk boardand the kids were so frightened I couldn't get them to enter the classroom'Dad: 'That's nothing, last month he drew a pussy on the stove, I fuckinburned my dick three times!!'12-Step Internet Recovery Program1. I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read mynewspaper like I used to, before the Internet.2. I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with onehand typing.3. I will get dressed before noon.4. I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, andplan dinner before even thinking of the Internet.5. I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate fewfriends and family that are Internet-deprived.6. I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via theInternet.7. I will read a book... if I still remember how.8. I will listen to those around me and their needs and stoptelling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on theInternet.9. I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check foremail.10. I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, ifit is necessary or not.11. I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget tobalance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Internet.12. Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bedsometime... and the Internet will always be there tomorrow!------------A couple were going at it in a barn down on the farm.In the process, the condom slipped off.The guy pokes around inside her with a straw and manages to lose that too.Nine months later the doctor enters the waiting room where the father asks him what the baby is.Doctor replies "It's a little bastard dressed in a raincoat and a straw hat."</blockquote>

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hi, onwer x913 that day saw u at there. i think u member mloc cox saw a sticker MLOC sticker.
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