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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064176021" data-attributes="member: 14320">Young TimYoung Tim has just finished high school and, not being too bright, he wants to get a job at a local mechanic's workshop in Christchurch.Tim spies this advert for a job in a Motor Spares Shop and hurries over. Unfortunately, when he steps in there are already 2 guys there before him.Tim with tears in his eyes explains to the manager that he really needs the job. Manager looks at him and says, "You know what Tim - I'd really like to give you this job but see these two guys are here before you .. you're going to have be really something special to get this job you know!"Tim thinks now, mmmm, and then he says, "well boss, there is one thing - if you take a spark plug and stick it into my arse - I can tell you what type of spark plug it is."The manager goes "Wow .. that's something - lets test you out!"So Tim turns around and drops his pants. The boss takes a Bosch spark plug and shoves it into Tim's arse.Tim goes "eeeeeeeeeeee ..... Bosch!!".The boss, goes .. "Wow, that's really something - but lets test you out again!"He takes a NGK spark plug and shoves it into Tim's arse.Tim goes "eeeeeeeeeeee ..... NGK !!".The boss, goes .. "Wow, you're really good .. but, one more time - I need to be sure. "Boss thinks now, lets catch this guy out! He unzips his pants, takes out his penis and sticks it into Tim's arse.Tim goes "eeeeeeeeeeeee .... Champion!!!"========A young couple went to the doctor for their annual physical exams.Afterwards,the doctor called the young man into his office and told him that he had some good news and some bad news."The good news," he explained, "is that your fiancée has an particular strain of gonorrhea that I have only heard of once before."The guy paled."If that's the good news, then what the hell is the bad news?""Well," the doctor elaborated, "the bad news is that I heard about this nasty strain just last week from my dog's vet."========I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg."Rogers' MotorcycleRoger is buying his cousin's used motorcycle.He says, "My God, it's so shiny! It's like new! What's your secret?"His cousin says, "Well, any time it's about to rain, I coat the chrome with some Vaseline so it won't tarnish. In fact, I won't be needing this any longer, take my tube."Roger and his girlfriend are going to her parents' house for dinner for the first time, so he goes to pick her up on the motorcycle.As she's getting on the bike behind him, she says, "Listen, I have to tell you something. My family's a little strange. You can't talk during dinner. If you talk during dinner, you have to do the dishes."When they walk into her parents' house, not only in the kitchen, but in the dining room, the living room, on the stairs, the back porch, everywhere, there are piles and piles of dirty dishes. They haven't done the dishes in months.They sit down to eat, and the whole meal, nobody talks.It's the end of the meal, Roger is getting a little horny, and he figures nobody is going to say anything, so he grabs his girlfriend, and pops her right there on the dining room table.Nobody says nothing.He's still a little horny, and her mother is kind of cute, so he figures, "What the hell?" He throws her mother up on the table and starts to do her.He's just about done with her, when he looks out the window and sees it's starting to rain on his motorcycle. He reaches into his pocket and takes out the tube of Vaseline.Her father jumps up and says, "All right, all right, I'll do the fucking dishes."A young girl was having a heart-to-heart talk with her mother on her first visit home since starting university."Mum, I have to tell you," the girl confessed. "I lost my virginity last weekend.""I'm not surprised," said her mother. "It was bound to happen sooner or later. I just hope it was a romantic and pleasurable experience.""Well, yes and no," the pretty student remarked."The first eight guys felt great, but after them my pussy got really sore."</blockquote>

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