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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064174541" data-attributes="member: 14320">Pee Behind A HedgeA couple's taking a walk, and as they walk hand-in-hand, the guy starts to getaroused. He's just about to get frisky when she says, "I hope you don't mind,but I have to take a pee." He says, "Sure, go behind the hedge." She disappearsbehind the hedge, and as he waits, he hears the sound of her jeans being rolleddown her legs and imagines her exposed twat. He can't contain himself, so he reachesthrough a gap in the hedge and touches her leg. Then he moves his hand up herthigh until he finds himself gripping something long and thick between her legs.He says, "My God, Mary, did you change your sex?" She says,"No, I changed my mind. I'm taking a shit instead."jjjjjA man gets sent to prison and, as soon as he walks in, hishuge, buff cell mate says to him, "We're gonna play house. Doyou want to be the mommy or the daddy?"After thinking about it for a minute, the man slowly answers,"Well, if I have to choose, I guess I'll be the daddy.""OK," his cell mate says, "then get over here and suck mommy'sdick."jjjjjQ. How many chauvinists does it take to change a lightbulb?A. None! Let the bitch cook in the dark!Q: What do lesbians need to get married?A: A licker license.Q: What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?A: Wiped his arse.There are 2 kinds of people in this world.Those that want to get ahead, and those that just want to get head.Did you hear about the blonde that gave the guy a blowjob while he wasdriving?They both fell off the motorcycleSome popular camps9. Lorena Bobbit's------ Camp Cutaweewee8. Tanya Harding's------ Camp Wackaneenee7. Austin Powers'------- Camp Shagyourbaby6. Britney Spears'----- Camp Singoffkeekee5. O.J. Simpson's------- Camp Killawifey4. Michael Jackson's---- Camp Stealababy3. President Clinton's-- Camp Getahoochie2. Ellen Degeneres'---- Camp LickacoochieAnd the #1 camp to go to..1. Monica Lewinsky's---- Camp Suckapeepee*******The nymphomaniac said to her friend "I've got an odd problemevery time I sneeze , I have a incredible orgasm."Her friend asks "What are you doing about it?""Sniffing pepper*******Q. What's the difference between a mind and an ass?A. A woman will always give you a piece of her mind.Q. Why did God create man before woman?A. Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft beforecreating your masterpiece.Q. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?A. Donuts.*******2 OLD MEN ARE HANGING OUT AT THE NURSING HOME. THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT HOW AGING IS GETTING TO THEM. THE FIRST OLD MAN SAID TO HIS FRIEND...MAN, IM SHAKING SO BAD TODAY I COULDNT EVEN EAT MY SOUP WITHOUT SPILLING IT ALL OVER ME.THE SECOND OLD MAN SAYSWOW YOU THINK YOU GOT THE SHAKES BAD? WHEN I WAS TAKING A PISS I CAME 3 TIMES!</blockquote>

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