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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064170174" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><span style="color: Teal">Wacky Shorties</span></p><p></p><p>The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding across the desert when a line of mounted Indians appeared to the right of them. They looked to the left and saw another line of mounted Indians. Behind them they saw another line of mounted Indians.</p><p></p><p>The Lone Ranger said, "Looks like we're in trouble, Tonto."</p><p></p><p>Tonto replied, "What you mean WE, white man?"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">787878</span></strong></p><p></p><p>When I was young and in my prime i used to jack off all the time now im</p><p>older with more sense I use a knot hole in the fence.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">787878</span></strong></p><p></p><p>There once was a lady called Pam</p><p>Who took a trip on a tram</p><p>The fucking conductor</p><p>Took out his constructor</p><p>And now she's wheeling a pram.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">787878</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Q : What's the difference between a penis and a paycheck?</p><p>A: You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!</p><p></p><p>Q. Why is the space between a woman's tits and her hips</p><p>called a waist?</p><p>A. Because you could fit another pair of tits in the</p><p>space between them!</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">787878</span></strong></p><p></p><p>This gay man takes his clothes off for an examination and the doctor sees that he is wearing a nicotine patch at the end of his penis and says, “Hmmm, that’s interesting. Does it work?”</p><p></p><p>“Sure does. I haven’t had a butt in three weeks!”</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">787878</span></strong></p><p></p><p>*Yo mama's so nice, she'd give me the hair off her back.</p><p>*Yo mama's so nice, she blew me for a nickel when I didn't have enough for the $2 sex!</p><p>*Yo mama's really nice, all my friends think so too.</p><p>*Roses are red, Yo mom's lips are blue, she sucked off that Smurf and did me up too.</p><p>*Roses are red, lemons are sour, how many dicks yo mama suck in one hour?</p><p>*Roses are red, Yo mama's a witch, give her a quarter and she'll be your bitch.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064170174, member: 14320"] [COLOR="Teal"]Wacky Shorties[/COLOR] The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding across the desert when a line of mounted Indians appeared to the right of them. They looked to the left and saw another line of mounted Indians. Behind them they saw another line of mounted Indians. The Lone Ranger said, "Looks like we're in trouble, Tonto." Tonto replied, "What you mean WE, white man?" [B][COLOR="Red"]787878[/COLOR][/B] When I was young and in my prime i used to jack off all the time now im older with more sense I use a knot hole in the fence. [B][COLOR="Red"]787878[/COLOR][/B] There once was a lady called Pam Who took a trip on a tram The fucking conductor Took out his constructor And now she's wheeling a pram. [B][COLOR="Red"]787878[/COLOR][/B] Q : What's the difference between a penis and a paycheck? A: You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck! Q. Why is the space between a woman's tits and her hips called a waist? A. Because you could fit another pair of tits in the space between them! [B][COLOR="Red"]787878[/COLOR][/B] This gay man takes his clothes off for an examination and the doctor sees that he is wearing a nicotine patch at the end of his penis and says, “Hmmm, that’s interesting. Does it work?” “Sure does. I haven’t had a butt in three weeks!” [B][COLOR="Red"]787878[/COLOR][/B] *Yo mama's so nice, she'd give me the hair off her back. *Yo mama's so nice, she blew me for a nickel when I didn't have enough for the $2 sex! *Yo mama's really nice, all my friends think so too. *Roses are red, Yo mom's lips are blue, she sucked off that Smurf and did me up too. *Roses are red, lemons are sour, how many dicks yo mama suck in one hour? *Roses are red, Yo mama's a witch, give her a quarter and she'll be your bitch. [/QUOTE]
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