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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064168962" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">I Just Love Fishing</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A fellow was on his honeymoon near his favorite fishing lake and he would fish from dawn to dark with his favorite fishing guide.</p><p>One day the guide, friend of many years, mentioned that the honeymoon seemed to be spent fishing.</p><p></p><p>"Yes, but you know how I love to fish..."</p><p></p><p>"But aren't you newlyweds supposed to be into something else?"</p><p></p><p>"Yes, but she's got gonorrhea; and you know how I love to fish"</p><p></p><p>A few hours later, "I understand, but that's not the only way to have sex."</p><p></p><p>"I know, but she's got diarrhea; and you know how I love to fish..."</p><p></p><p>The following day: "Sure, but that's still not the only way to have sex."</p><p></p><p>"Yeah, but she's got pyorrhea; and you know how I love to fish..."</p><p></p><p>Late that afternoon, thoroughly frustrated the guide comments, "I guess I'm not sure why you'd marry someone with health problems like that."</p><p></p><p>"It's 'cause she's also got worms; and you know I just love to fish..."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸, *¤º°`°º¤* ,¸¸,*¤º°`°</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Q: How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?</p><p>A: Pick him up and suck his dick.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Q: What's grosser than gross?</p><p>A: When your girlfriend does a split and your best friends class ring falls out.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call a bloke with a one-inch dick?</p><p>A: Justin.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Q: How do faggots dispose of their condoms?</p><p>A: By Farting</p><p></p><p></p><p>Q: How do you make paper dolls?</p><p>A: Fuck an old bag.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Q: What'd you call a woman masturbating?</p><p>A: A bushwacker.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸, *¤º°`°º¤* ,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A guy sits down in a Cafe and asks for the hot Chile. The waitress says, "The guy next to you got the last bowl."</p><p>He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the chili bowl is still full. He says, "Are you going to eat that?"</p><p>The other guy says, "No. Help yourself."</p><p>He takes it and starts to eat it. When he gets about half way down, his fork hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse in it, and he pukes! the chili back into the bowl.</p><p>The other guy says, "That's about as far as I got, too."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064168962, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]I Just Love Fishing[/COLOR][/B] A fellow was on his honeymoon near his favorite fishing lake and he would fish from dawn to dark with his favorite fishing guide. One day the guide, friend of many years, mentioned that the honeymoon seemed to be spent fishing. "Yes, but you know how I love to fish..." "But aren't you newlyweds supposed to be into something else?" "Yes, but she's got gonorrhea; and you know how I love to fish" A few hours later, "I understand, but that's not the only way to have sex." "I know, but she's got diarrhea; and you know how I love to fish..." The following day: "Sure, but that's still not the only way to have sex." "Yeah, but she's got pyorrhea; and you know how I love to fish..." Late that afternoon, thoroughly frustrated the guide comments, "I guess I'm not sure why you'd marry someone with health problems like that." "It's 'cause she's also got worms; and you know I just love to fish..." [B][COLOR="Red"]*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸, *¤º°`°º¤* ,¸¸,*¤º°`°[/COLOR][/B] Q: How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck his dick. Q: What's grosser than gross? A: When your girlfriend does a split and your best friends class ring falls out. Q: What do you call a bloke with a one-inch dick? A: Justin. Q: How do faggots dispose of their condoms? A: By Farting Q: How do you make paper dolls? A: Fuck an old bag. Q: What'd you call a woman masturbating? A: A bushwacker. [B][COLOR="Red"]*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸, *¤º°`°º¤* ,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*[/COLOR][/B] A guy sits down in a Cafe and asks for the hot Chile. The waitress says, "The guy next to you got the last bowl." He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the chili bowl is still full. He says, "Are you going to eat that?" The other guy says, "No. Help yourself." He takes it and starts to eat it. When he gets about half way down, his fork hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse in it, and he pukes! the chili back into the bowl. The other guy says, "That's about as far as I got, too." [/QUOTE]
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