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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064168387" data-attributes="member: 14320">Care PackageA woman found out that her husband was cheating on her while stationed in Saudi a few months ago. So she sends him this care package. He is excited to get a package from his wife back home. He finds that it contains a batch of home made cookies and a VHS tape of his favorite TV shows. He invites a couple of his buddies over and they're all sitting around having a great time eating the cookies and watching some episodes of South Park.Right in the middle of one episode the tape cuts to a home video of his wife on her knees sucking his best friend's ding dong. After a few seconds, he blows his load in her pie hole and she turns and spits the load right into the mixing bowl of cookie dough. She then looks at the camera and says, "By the way, I want a divorce."I love to suck a great big titinch by inch, bit by bit,I love to see her big breasts barethey make my cum fly through the air.Oh goodness gracious what big boobs!They make my cum spurt out in goobs!Their great to lick and squeeze and sucknot to mention titty fuck!They say that having such big boobsare really just a wastebut it takes more than just a mouthfulto get the greatest taste!A boy in the sixth grade comes home after school one day.His mother notices that he's got a big smile on his face.She asks, "Did anything special happen at school today?""Yes, Mom. I had sex with my English teacher!"The mother is stunned. "You're going to talk about this with your father when he gets home."Well, when dad comes home and hears the news he is pleased as punch. Beaming with pride, he walks over to his son and says, "Son, I hear you had sex with your English teacher.""That's right, Dad.""Well, you became a man today - this is cause for celebration. Let's head out for some ice cream, and then I'll buy that new bike you've been asking for.""That sounds great, Dad, but I can I have a football instead? My ass is killing me."</blockquote>

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