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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064167928" data-attributes="member: 14320">"Mom, I'm pregnant," announced a sixteen year old onemorning in a belligerent tone of voice.He mother paled."And it's all your fault," continued the girl."My fault?" gasped the mother. "I bought you books, showed youpictures. I told you all about the facts of life.""Yeah, yeah... but you never taught me how to give adecent blow job, did you?"yyyyyHey diddle, diddle, the cat did a piddle,All over the bedside clock.The little dog laughed to see such funAnd the cat died of electric shock.yyyyyWhy did the queer get fired from the spermbank?He got caught drinking on the job.yyyyySeven year old Johnny was puzzled as to his origin. "How didI get here, Mommy?" he asked.His mommy said, using a well-worn phrase, "God sent you.""Did God send you too, Mommy?" asked Little Johnny."Yes, Dear, He did." replied his mother."And Grandma and great grandma and daddy, too?" asked little Johnny.Again the answer was "yes."Little Johnny shook his head in disbelief. "Then you meanto tell me there has been no sex in this family for 200years?....No wonder everyone is so fucking cranky"yyyyyA young boy is standing on a street corner swatting flies. Every time he sees a fly he utters, "fucking flies, fucking flies."Just as the boy says it a shocked priest walks up and says, "You should not curse the flies because every one of God's creations has a purpose."The little boy, unmoved by the priest's objection says, "bullshit.""Well tell me 3 things on this earth that God has made without a cause" says the priest.The boy looks at him with a grin and replies, "Tits on a nun, balls on a priest, and these fucking flies."</blockquote>

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