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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064166429" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Dear Dr Ruth:</span></strong></p><p></p><p>I'm writing to tell you my problem, It seems I have been married to a</p><p>sex maniac for the past 22 years. He makes love to me regardless of what</p><p>I am doing; Ironing, Washing dishes, Sweeping, even doing E-mail on AOL,</p><p>etc. I would like to know if there is anything that ucnn hlp m wth nd f</p><p>unothel gothsl ehj fpslth fjsl;s;;o{O} .lp sld mpskdli dlks; a;ld ;;'</p><p>cinsely ous mdyl</p><p>isnt';dk................................................................</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">@@@</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Writing I saw on my bathroom wall:</p><p>I fuck her low,</p><p>I fuck her high,</p><p>I fuck her wet, I fuck her dry,</p><p>And when she's dead and long forgotten,</p><p>I'll dig her up, and fuck her rotten!</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">@@@</span></strong></p><p>A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says: You want to play magic. She</p><p>says: What is that? He says: We go Home, screw, and then you disappear.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">@@@</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A man was carrying 3 babies in a train.</p><p>The lady sitting next to him asked: Are they your babies?</p><p>MAN: No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer COMPLAINTS.</p><p></p><p>@@@</p><p></p><p>Q: What is the difference between a woman and a toilet?</p><p>A: The toilet won't follow you around for three months when you're finished using it.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the difference between a pedophile and a pediatrician?</p><p>A: The pedophile really loves children.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why is a turd better than a woman?</p><p>A: Because after you lay a turd you don't have to hug and kiss it.</p><p></p><p>Q: Did you hear about the new deodorant called Umpire?</p><p>A: It's for foul balls.</p><p></p><p>Q: Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?</p><p>A: Both the books got burned, and one hadn't even been colored in yet.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why do Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?</p><p>A: So no one confuses them with feminists.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064166429, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Dear Dr Ruth:[/COLOR][/B] I'm writing to tell you my problem, It seems I have been married to a sex maniac for the past 22 years. He makes love to me regardless of what I am doing; Ironing, Washing dishes, Sweeping, even doing E-mail on AOL, etc. I would like to know if there is anything that ucnn hlp m wth nd f unothel gothsl ehj fpslth fjsl;s;;o{O} .lp sld mpskdli dlks; a;ld ;;' cinsely ous mdyl isnt';dk................................................................ [B][COLOR="Red"]@@@[/COLOR][/B] Writing I saw on my bathroom wall: I fuck her low, I fuck her high, I fuck her wet, I fuck her dry, And when she's dead and long forgotten, I'll dig her up, and fuck her rotten! [B][COLOR="Red"]@@@[/COLOR][/B] A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says: You want to play magic. She says: What is that? He says: We go Home, screw, and then you disappear. [B][COLOR="Red"]@@@[/COLOR][/B] A man was carrying 3 babies in a train. The lady sitting next to him asked: Are they your babies? MAN: No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer COMPLAINTS. @@@ Q: What is the difference between a woman and a toilet? A: The toilet won't follow you around for three months when you're finished using it. Q: What's the difference between a pedophile and a pediatrician? A: The pedophile really loves children. Q: Why is a turd better than a woman? A: Because after you lay a turd you don't have to hug and kiss it. Q: Did you hear about the new deodorant called Umpire? A: It's for foul balls. Q: Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library? A: Both the books got burned, and one hadn't even been colored in yet. Q: Why do Sumo wrestlers shave their legs? A: So no one confuses them with feminists. [/QUOTE]
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