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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064157690" data-attributes="member: 14320">Country RoadA pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road in her new sportscar when the car breaks down. Luckily, she happens to be near afarmhouse. She goes up to the farmhouse and knocks on the door.When the farmer answers, she says to him, "It's Sunday night and my carbroke down! I don't know what to do! Can I stay here for the night untilI can get some help tomorrow?"Well," drawls the farmer, "you can stay here, but I don't want youmessin’ with my sons Jed and Luke."She looks through the screen door and sees two young men standing behindthe farmer. She judges them to be in the early twenties. "Okay," shesays.After they have gone to bed for the night the woman begins to thinkabout the two boys in the room next to her. So she quietly goes intotheir room and says, "Boys, how would you like for me to teach you theways of the world?”They say, "Huh?"She says, "I don't want to get pregnant, so you have to wear thesecondoms." She puts them on the boys, and the three of them go at it allnight long.Forty years later Jed and Luke are sitting on the front porch, rockingback and forth. Jed says, "Luke?"Luke says, "Yeah, Jed?"Jed says, "You remember that blond woman that came by here about fortyyears ago and showed us the ways of the world?""Yeah" says Luke, "I remember.""Well, do you care if she gets pregnant?" asks Jed."Nope," says Luke, "I reckon not.""Me, neither," says Jed, "Let's take these durn condoms off.";-) :~) ;-) : ~) :-A pretty young lady named Vogel,Once sat herself down on a molehill,A curious mole,Nosed her in the hole,Ms. Vogel's OK, but the moles ill!</blockquote>

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