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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064154535" data-attributes="member: 14320">A blond stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I have a complaint!""Yes, ma'am?""I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!""What was wrong with it?" asked the librarian."It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!"The librarian nodded and said, "Ahh! You must be the person who took our phone book."-----Some come here to sit and thinkSome come here to shit and stinkI come here to scratch my ballsAnd read the writing on the walls-----How do you get rid of unwanted pubic hair?Spit.Why are pubic hairs curly?So you don't poke your eye out.-----Bill's wife asked him to go to the video store and get'Scent of a Woman' the other day. She hit him overthe head when he came back with a 'Fish CalledWanda'.-----Q. What do you call three lesbians in bed together?A. Ménage é twat.Q. What do gay kids get for Christmas?A. Erection Sets.Q. Where do fags park?A. In the rear.Q. What's a necrophilia's biggest complaint about sex?A. They just kinda lay there.Q. What did the woman say to her swimming instructor?A. "Will I really drown if you take your finger out?"Q. What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat?A. A Klondike BarQ. What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?A. WE DO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?A. Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?A. Call her and tell her.QuickiesEASY: A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man.*Q. What's the room called where enlisted women blow the officers? A.Headquarters*How do you make a cat drink?Throw it in the blender and remove the furry parts.*Q. What's worse than a cardboard box?A. Paper tits.*What do you get when you cross a blonde and a pit bull?Your last blow job ... ever!*If you could wag your penis the same way a dog wags his tail,it wouldadd a whole new meaning to "I'm so happy to see you!"*The surest way to remain a winner is to win once, and then not play anymore.*Groaner: Adam to Eve: I'll wear the plants in this family!*Q. What do you call a nun with a sex change?A. A tran-sister.*Q. What's better than hugging a doggie?A. Kissing a pussy*The Geography of a Man:Between 15 and 99 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a prick*Q: What's the most popular bra size in the nursing home.A: 38 long..*My ex-wife was so cold that when you spread her legs a little whitelight came on!*A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in LinoleumBlownapart* Warning label on a drum of industrial-strength detergent:"If youcannot read English, do not use this product until label has beenexplained to you."*Husband: "How about a little action tonight, honey?"Wife: "Over my dead body!"Husband: "How else?"*When push comes to shove... somebody's gonna figure out that "push" and"shove" mean the same damn thing.*Why do women get their belly buttons pierced?Where else would they hang the air freshener.*Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a person to usethe Net and he won't bother you for weeks.*Girl: Do you believe in puppy love?Boy: I tried it once, but their assholes are too small.*It is well known...Man stands up to get knocked down, woman lays down to get knocked up.*A guy asks his waiter how they prepare their chicken. The waiter says that there's nothin' special... we just flat out tell' em they're gonna die...</blockquote>

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TT Gathering - 25 August 2006

Dear All,

Shall have another round of a short trip this Friday? :X-:

Date: This Friday, 25 August 2006
Time: 8.30pm-10.30pm
Venue: Medan Sunway Food Court.

... See you there.....