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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064151495" data-attributes="member: 14320">The Big SneezeA man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class. The man sneezes, pulls out his wang and wipes the tip off. The woman can't believe what she just saw and decides she is hallucinating. A few minutes pass. The man sneezes again. He pulls out his wang and wipes the tip off. The woman is about to go nuts. She can't believe that such a rude person exists. A few minutes pass. The man sneezes yet again. He takes his wang out and wipes the tip off. The woman has finally had enough. She turns to the man and says, "Three times you've sneezed, and three times you've removed your penis from your pants to wipe it off! What the hell kind of degenerate are you?"The man replies, "I am sorry to have disturbed you ma'am. I have a very rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."The woman then says, "Oh, how strange. What are you taking for it?"The man looks at her and says, "Pepper."The band didn't know they were born,Till they were led by majorette Dawn,The drummer, conductor and trombonist fucked her,Whilst the buglist watched with his horn.Half a pound of nuts and bolts,half a pound of plastic,Put them in a slot machine,and out pops a spastic.Two faggots were visiting a zoo, when they found themselves at thegorilla cage. The gorilla was sitting there with a huge erection. Unableto contain himself one of the men reaches in to touch it.As soon as his arm goes into the cage, the gorilla grabs him, and takeshim into the cage... slams him to the floor and fucks him senseless.A few days later in hospital the boyfriend visits and asks his partnerif he is hurt..."Hurt... Hurt... You bet I'm hurt. He hasn't phoned, he hasn't written..."</blockquote>

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