Menu
Home
Post Something
Forums
Current Activity
New posts
Search forums
What's new
New posts
Latest activity
News & Features
The Marketplace
Cars for Sale
Engine and Performance
Chassis and Wheels
Exterior and Body
Interior and Cockpit
ICE - In Car Entertainment
Car Shops and Services
Toys and Wares
All Other Stuff
Jobs and Vacancies
Looking For
Members
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles only
By:
Current Activity
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Reply to thread
See what others are reading now! Try Forums >
Current Activity
Home
Forums
Main Forums
General Talk
JeSt fOr LaUgHs...
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Message
<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064150510" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Philthy Phunnies</span></strong></p><p></p><p>There is a guy at the bar and he's feeling low. He walks in and he sits down next to a man with leprosy, who also had his share of bad luck. The young man says to the bartender, "Gimme a beer," so, he gets one. He drinks it fast, and runs and throws up. The guy with leprosy says, "If I make you that uncomfortable, well, I will leave , OK?" The other guy says, "No, you ain't making me sick, it's the guy behind you. He's dipping his nachos into your back!"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">ggggg</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Q. Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?</p><p>A. Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the difference between a beer and a booger?</p><p>A: A beer goes on the table, a booger goes under it.</p><p></p><p>Q: Did you hear about the new Greek tampon?</p><p>A: It's called "Abzorba the Leak."</p><p></p><p>Q. What do lesbians call an open can of tuna?</p><p>A. Potpourri.</p><p></p><p>Q. What drives a lesbian up the wall?</p><p>A. A crack in the ceiling.</p><p>Q: How do you cancel a appointment at a sperm bank ?</p><p>A: Tell them you can't cum.</p><p></p><p>How does an African-American fairy tale start?</p><p>"You muthafuckers ain't gonna believe this shit...."</p><p></p><p>What's white, spotted, and gooey and rains down from the sky?</p><p>The Coming of the Lord.</p><p></p><p>What do you call a calf's pussy?</p><p>Veal cuntlet.</p><p></p><p>Define "hobosexualist." A bum fuck.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">ggggg</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A young boy just turned 18. His Father knowing that he was still a virgin gave him 100 dollars and drove him down to the street corner. "son today you will lose your virginity the same way I did when i turned 18". the father said. "I will return in 2 hours let me know all about it. ok dad. well 2 hours passed and the father came back for his son. the son jumps in the car with a huge smile on his face. "well what happened son?" "Well the heat was unbearable after an hour or so", "So i began to walk back home." "then Grandma stuck her head out the door. the fathers jaw dropped to the floor. "you didnt fuck my mother did you?" "why not" the son replied, "you fuck mine!"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">ggggg</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Sing a song of bum sex</p><p>A rectum full of cum</p><p>Four & twenty fat cocks</p><p>Forced up your bum</p><p></p><p>When the orgy's over</p><p>And your bum begins to sting</p><p>Wasn't it a bad idea</p><p>To take it up the ring</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Nose Pickin' & Grinnin'</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Deep Salvage Pick</p><p>Reminiscent of the deep sea exploration to find the Titanic ship, you probe deep into your nasal passages.</p><p>Utensil Pick</p><p>When fingers, and even your thumb, just aren't enough to get the job done to your satisfaction.</p><p></p><p>Extra Pick</p><p>When you have been digging for nuggets hours upon hours and suddenly you hit the jackpot! Excitement only equaled by winning the lottery.</p><p></p><p>Depression Pick</p><p>When your sad, and the only way to fill the void is to pick so hard and fast that the agony overcomes your feeling of remorse and depression.</p><p></p><p>Pick A Lot</p><p>What we would call abnormal amounts of picking. Anything in the three digit realm we consider a bit too much for a 24 hour time frame.</p><p></p><p>Kiddy Pick</p><p>When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom. And the best part is, there's no time limit!</p><p></p><p>Camouflaged Kiddy Pick</p><p>When, in the presence of other people, you wrap your forefinger in a tissue, then thrust it in deep and hold back the smile.</p><p></p><p>Fake Nose Scratch</p><p>When you make believe you've got an itch but you're really trolling the nostril edge for stray boogers.</p><p></p><p>Making A Meal Out Of It</p><p>You do it so furiously, and for so long, you're probably entitled to dessert.</p><p></p><p>Surprise Pickings</p><p>When a sneeze or laugh causes snot to come hurling out of your nose, and you have to gracefully clean it off your shirt.</p><p></p><p>Autopick</p><p>The kind you do in a car, when no one's looking. Also can mean automatic pick, the one you do when your not even thinking about it, at work, while talking to a co-worker, during a meeting....</p><p></p><p>Pick Your Brains</p><p>Done in private, this is the one where your finger goes in so far, it passes the septum.</p><p></p><p>Pick And Save</p><p>When you have to pick it quickly, just when someone looks away, and then you pocket the snot so they don't catch on to what you did.</p><p></p><p>Pick And Flick</p><p>Snot now becomes a weapon against your sister and others in range around you.</p><p></p><p>Pick And Stick</p><p>You wanted it to be a "Pick and Flick," but it stubbornly clings to your fingertip.</p><p></p><p>Pipe Cleaner Pick</p><p>The kind where you remove a piece of snot so big, it improves your breathing by 90%.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064150510, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Philthy Phunnies[/COLOR][/B] There is a guy at the bar and he's feeling low. He walks in and he sits down next to a man with leprosy, who also had his share of bad luck. The young man says to the bartender, "Gimme a beer," so, he gets one. He drinks it fast, and runs and throws up. The guy with leprosy says, "If I make you that uncomfortable, well, I will leave , OK?" The other guy says, "No, you ain't making me sick, it's the guy behind you. He's dipping his nachos into your back!" [B][COLOR="Red"]ggggg[/COLOR][/B] Q. Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple? A. Because it tasted better than Adam's banana. Q: What's the difference between a beer and a booger? A: A beer goes on the table, a booger goes under it. Q: Did you hear about the new Greek tampon? A: It's called "Abzorba the Leak." Q. What do lesbians call an open can of tuna? A. Potpourri. Q. What drives a lesbian up the wall? A. A crack in the ceiling. Q: How do you cancel a appointment at a sperm bank ? A: Tell them you can't cum. How does an African-American fairy tale start? "You muthafuckers ain't gonna believe this shit...." What's white, spotted, and gooey and rains down from the sky? The Coming of the Lord. What do you call a calf's pussy? Veal cuntlet. Define "hobosexualist." A bum fuck. [B][COLOR="Red"]ggggg[/COLOR][/B] A young boy just turned 18. His Father knowing that he was still a virgin gave him 100 dollars and drove him down to the street corner. "son today you will lose your virginity the same way I did when i turned 18". the father said. "I will return in 2 hours let me know all about it. ok dad. well 2 hours passed and the father came back for his son. the son jumps in the car with a huge smile on his face. "well what happened son?" "Well the heat was unbearable after an hour or so", "So i began to walk back home." "then Grandma stuck her head out the door. the fathers jaw dropped to the floor. "you didnt fuck my mother did you?" "why not" the son replied, "you fuck mine!" [B][COLOR="Red"]ggggg[/COLOR][/B] Sing a song of bum sex A rectum full of cum Four & twenty fat cocks Forced up your bum When the orgy's over And your bum begins to sting Wasn't it a bad idea To take it up the ring [B][COLOR="Teal"]Nose Pickin' & Grinnin'[/COLOR][/B] Deep Salvage Pick Reminiscent of the deep sea exploration to find the Titanic ship, you probe deep into your nasal passages. Utensil Pick When fingers, and even your thumb, just aren't enough to get the job done to your satisfaction. Extra Pick When you have been digging for nuggets hours upon hours and suddenly you hit the jackpot! Excitement only equaled by winning the lottery. Depression Pick When your sad, and the only way to fill the void is to pick so hard and fast that the agony overcomes your feeling of remorse and depression. Pick A Lot What we would call abnormal amounts of picking. Anything in the three digit realm we consider a bit too much for a 24 hour time frame. Kiddy Pick When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom. And the best part is, there's no time limit! Camouflaged Kiddy Pick When, in the presence of other people, you wrap your forefinger in a tissue, then thrust it in deep and hold back the smile. Fake Nose Scratch When you make believe you've got an itch but you're really trolling the nostril edge for stray boogers. Making A Meal Out Of It You do it so furiously, and for so long, you're probably entitled to dessert. Surprise Pickings When a sneeze or laugh causes snot to come hurling out of your nose, and you have to gracefully clean it off your shirt. Autopick The kind you do in a car, when no one's looking. Also can mean automatic pick, the one you do when your not even thinking about it, at work, while talking to a co-worker, during a meeting.... Pick Your Brains Done in private, this is the one where your finger goes in so far, it passes the septum. Pick And Save When you have to pick it quickly, just when someone looks away, and then you pocket the snot so they don't catch on to what you did. Pick And Flick Snot now becomes a weapon against your sister and others in range around you. Pick And Stick You wanted it to be a "Pick and Flick," but it stubbornly clings to your fingertip. Pipe Cleaner Pick The kind where you remove a piece of snot so big, it improves your breathing by 90%. [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
The Marketplace Latest
original rare Yokohama ADVAN Racing TC4 18x8.5...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
original rare Rays Volk Racing ZE40 17x9jj offset...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
original rare Rays Volk Racing INGS TS06 18x8jj...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
New original Defi Advance A1 NA package triple...
Started by
david tao
Engine and Performance
original rare Rays Volk Racing CE28 16x7jj offset...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
Honda Jazz/Fit JSracing GTwing Spoiler
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Toyota Vios NCP93 front bonnet hood
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Honda civic fc varis spoiler
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
BMW F10 Msport front bumper set
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
BMW F30 M3/GTS front bonnet hood
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Posts refresh every 5 minutes
safc sensor for evo air flow
sifus pls advise,which type to select?karman?
Malaysian Students Revs Engines For F1 In Schools World Championship In Melbourn
MALAYSIAN STUDENTS REV THEIR ENGINES FOR F1 IN SCHOOLS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP IN MELBOURNE
It is not only McLaren, Ferrari, Renault and their rival F1 teams that are heading to Melbourne to race...
WTS: 17" Enkei RalliArt WRC Tarmac Evo Rims
WTS: 17" Enkei RalliArt WRC Tarmac Evo Rims (SOLD)
WTS: 17" Enkei RalliArt WRC Tarmac Evo Rims
As per subject, i am selling off my rims which is currently still fitted on my car (Evo7).
RIMS ONLY...
Recent Posts
Darker Design : Mercedes-Benz Launches GLA Nightfall Edition in Malaysia
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Honda Malaysia Doubles Down on Hybrids: New CR-V Launches with Dual e:HEV...
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
BateriHub Reaches 200-Store Milestone, Becomes Malaysia’s Largest...
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Been stalking for 3 years edy
Started by
dheepadarshan95
Introduction and Newbies
Recommendation: Turbocharger for 4B11 N.A engine
Started by
Mitevo7
Car Modification
Search
Online now
Enjoying Zerotohundred?
Log-in
for an ad-less experience
Home
Forums
Main Forums
General Talk
JeSt fOr LaUgHs...
