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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064142316" data-attributes="member: 14320">Rectum StretcherWhile she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridgeonly to find a cop with a radar gun on the other sidelying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up tothe car, and with that classic patronizing smirk weall know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"To which she replied, "I'm late for work."Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.The cop stammered, "A what?A rectum stretcher?And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger,then work my way up to two fingers, then three, thenfour, then with my whole hand in.work from side to side until I can get both handsin, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, untilit's about 6 feet wide.""And just what the hell do you do with a 6 footasshole?" he asked."You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."Traffic Ticket $95.00Court Costs. $45.00Look on the Cop's Face............... PRICELESS======There was a young lady of Michigan,Who said, "Damn it! I've got the itch again."Said her mother, "That's strange,I'm surprised it ain't mange,If you've slept with that son-of-a-bitch again."There was a young fool name of Raines,To get laid, he'd go to great pains,Never a genius,He thought with his penis,But his prick was as dumb as his brains.</blockquote>

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