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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064140809" data-attributes="member: 14320">Sandwiches One day a mother and her son were sitting down watch TV. While the motherwas flicking through the channel, she turned to a porno channel."Mom, what are they doing?" the boy asked. "Making sandwiches," the motherreplied.The next day they're sitting at the dinner table watching TV. and again,the mother turns to a porno channel.Son: "Mom, what are they doing? Mother: "They're making sandwiches, son."That night the son gets up to get something to drink and the mother meetshim.Son: "Mama, I know what you and daddy were doing!"Mother: Really, son!Son: "Yea. You guys were making sandwiches because, you still havemayonnaise around your lips."====================Q. What's the difference between a wife and a prostitute?A. At least with a pro, you get what you pay for.Q. Why do men fart louder than woman?A. Woman can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up pressure.Q. Did you hear the one about the redneck who couldn't tell thedifference between arson and incest?A. He set fire to his sister.Q. Did you hear about the new Japanese camera?A. It's so fast it can catch a woman with her mouth closed.====================A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping. His tearsare streaming down his cheeks. An elderly lady passes by and feelspity for him. "What is the matter, young boy? Why are you crying?""It's mean!", the boy sniffed, "My daddy drowned all four little kittenswe had yesterday...""That's awful indeed !", the lady replied angrily," Your father is a realmonster!'"Yes", said the little boy, "He had promised to me that I could do it."</blockquote>