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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064124651" data-attributes="member: 14320">Answering Service At The Mental Institution"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6.If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on theline so we can trace your call.If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will transferred to themother ship.If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tellyou which number to press.If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press,no one will answer.If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key untilsomeone comes on the line.If you are dyslexic, press 6969696969.If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phonenumber,date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.If you have post-traumatic-stress disorder, slowly and carefully press000.If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep, orbefore the beep, or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short termmemory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. Ifyou have short term memory loss, press 9.If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our operators are toobusy to talk to you."There once was a girl they called TrishWho was quite a delectable dishMen savored her lipsThen brought bags of chipsFor her pussy smelt strongly of fish22222Tina lay there spread eagle in bed,Her eyes were rolled back in her head.Not a sign of resentment,Only total contentment,Not screwed, she's been eaten instead.22222There once was a man from Peruwho fell asleep in a canoewhile dreaming of Venushe played with his penisand woke up all covered with goo</blockquote>

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