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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064110034" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">A Young Man And Two Women</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A young Spanish man new to this country was seated at the bar. The</p><p>bartender notices him staring at two women at the other end of the bar.</p><p></p><p>Son, he says, I noticed you staring at the two women at the end of the</p><p>bar I want you to ignore them; they are undesirable in this country.</p><p>A few moments later the bartender notices the young man staring again.</p><p></p><p>Son, I'm trying to help you, they are undesirable in this country.</p><p>A moment later the bartender again notices the young man is again staring</p><p>at the two women.</p><p></p><p>He blurts out, son, see the blonde she wants to rip</p><p>off the panties of the brunette and suck her pussy. The brunette wants</p><p>to rip off the bra of the blonde and suck on her tits. We call women</p><p>like that lesbians and they are undesirable in this country.</p><p>As the bartender returned to work he heard the young man behind him sobbing.</p><p>What?s wrong son, he ask. I think I?m a lesbian too!!!"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">**********</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Confucius says, thou who gives rim job, talks shit.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">**********</span></strong></p><p></p><p>"A new birth control pill named Seasonale promises to reduce</p><p>the frequency of women's periods, from every month to four times</p><p>a year."</p><p></p><p>Downsides include tusks, massive weight gain and a 24-month</p><p>gestation period.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">**********</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Doctor: "I'm afraid I have some good news and</p><p>some bad news, Miss Hottwot."</p><p></p><p>Miss Hottwot said, "Well, give me the good news first, Doc."</p><p></p><p>Doctor, speaking rather somberly, said, "Your lab</p><p>tests came back today, and your crabs are all gone."</p><p></p><p>Miss Hottwot smiled, and said "Gee, that's great!</p><p>But what's the bad news?"</p><p></p><p>Doctor: "We don't know what killed them."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">**********</span></strong></p><p></p><p>There once was a girl from the Azures</p><p>Whose cunt was all covered in sores</p><p>The dogs in the street</p><p>Used to eat the green meat</p><p>Which hung in festoons from her drawers</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064110034, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]A Young Man And Two Women[/COLOR][/B] A young Spanish man new to this country was seated at the bar. The bartender notices him staring at two women at the other end of the bar. Son, he says, I noticed you staring at the two women at the end of the bar I want you to ignore them; they are undesirable in this country. A few moments later the bartender notices the young man staring again. Son, I'm trying to help you, they are undesirable in this country. A moment later the bartender again notices the young man is again staring at the two women. He blurts out, son, see the blonde she wants to rip off the panties of the brunette and suck her pussy. The brunette wants to rip off the bra of the blonde and suck on her tits. We call women like that lesbians and they are undesirable in this country. As the bartender returned to work he heard the young man behind him sobbing. What?s wrong son, he ask. I think I?m a lesbian too!!!" [B][COLOR="Red"]**********[/COLOR][/B] Confucius says, thou who gives rim job, talks shit. [B][COLOR="Red"]**********[/COLOR][/B] "A new birth control pill named Seasonale promises to reduce the frequency of women's periods, from every month to four times a year." Downsides include tusks, massive weight gain and a 24-month gestation period. [B][COLOR="Red"]**********[/COLOR][/B] Doctor: "I'm afraid I have some good news and some bad news, Miss Hottwot." Miss Hottwot said, "Well, give me the good news first, Doc." Doctor, speaking rather somberly, said, "Your lab tests came back today, and your crabs are all gone." Miss Hottwot smiled, and said "Gee, that's great! But what's the bad news?" Doctor: "We don't know what killed them." [B][COLOR="Red"]**********[/COLOR][/B] There once was a girl from the Azures Whose cunt was all covered in sores The dogs in the street Used to eat the green meat Which hung in festoons from her drawers [/QUOTE]
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