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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064093488" data-attributes="member: 14320">Women's TestI'm Not Bitter Quiz-o-RamaInstructions: Please answer each question as honestly as possible.1) A woman's place is in the:a) House (or Senate)b) Bedroomc) Officed) Sitting in a deep dark cellar plotting to cut a man's entrails outand leave it as food for wild jackals2) When singing in the shower, I will most likely sing:a) "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park"b) "Material Girl"c) "I Touch Myself"d) Theme from "Psycho"3) The perfect Christmas gift is:a) Expensive perfume or intimate evening wearb) Flowers, a back rub, bubble bath, and a hand-written love sonnetc) Six-pack of Bud, Domino's Pizza, and an evening of QVCd) Whips, knives and red-hot irons4) A woman's hairstyle should:a) Gently accentuate her best featuresb) Not resemble a poodlec) Hide the lobotomy scarsd) Cover the little "666" on the back of the skull and not reveal thedemon-horns5) My personal role-model is:a) Hillary Clintonb) Ruth Bader-Ginsbergc) Daisy Duked) Lorena Bobbit6) When it comes to cars, I:a) Take good care of my car and change my oil regularly.b) [giggle] What's oil?c) Think fuzzy dice are cool !d) Want a Mercedes... NOW!7) If you man wants to date me, he must also like my:a) Familyb) Pet rockc) Therapistd) Furniture8) I have a subscription to:a) Newsweek and the Wall Street Journalb) Analog and Rolling Stonec) National Enquirer and T.V. Guided) Weekly Reader9) I want to have ___ children.a) Any number, as long as they are healthyb) Somec) Yourd) Well-dressed10) My list of favorite authors include:a) William Shakespeareb) Maya Angelouc) Chairman Maod) Marquis DeSade11) A romantic evening is best spent:a) Before a roaring fireb) Having a candle-lit dinnerc) Country line dancingd) Shopping12) I want to date a(n):a) Lawyerb) Engineerc) Crew-chief at the local JiffyLubed) Anyone who owns a shoe store13) I really admire:a) My parents, for bringing me up rightb) My teachers, for teaching me about lifec) The makers of Velveetad) Zsa Zsa Gabor14) What attracted me most to you (physically) is/are your:a) Massive chestb) Tight bunsc) Tattoo collectiond) Credit cards15) What attracted me most to you (mentally) is/are your:a) Sparkling witb) Open mindc) Deep understanding of power toolsd) Huh?16) I really get turned on when you:a) Are with meb) Kiss my neckc) Imitate Beavis and Butt-Headd) Do the dishes17) I can't live without:a) The support of friendsb) Oxygenc) Entertainment Tonightd) Makeup18) If you were really depressed, I would:a) Listen to your problemsb) Rub your backc) Get you drunkd) Laugh19) My favorite television programs are:a) NYPD Blue and Home Improvementb) MST3K, Roseanne, and Star Trek:TNGc) This Week In Monster Truck Racing and AmericaUs Most Wantedd) Lifestyles of the Cruel and Unusual20) My favorite pig out food is:a) Low-fat yogurtb) Haagen Daszc) Gummi wormsd) A man's still quivering heart21) A man should know where I keep my:a) House keysb) Erogenous zonesc) Ear-wax removerd) Guns22) I would rather die a slow painful death than:a) Betray a confidenceb) Betray my countryc) Miss "Wheel of Fortune"d) Spend one more minute with you23) The most hellish,vile place on Earth is:a) Bosnia-Herzegovinab) Texasc) Anyplace with less than 40 channels of cabled) Your bedroom24) The one phrase I would love to hear is:a) "Congratulations, Madame President"b) "Ohmygod, that is the winning lottery ticket!"c) "Wow! I've never seen a woman spit tobacco that far!"d) "What we can't figure out is how the arsenic got in his food in thefirst place."25) If a man was to propose to me, I would:a) Cryb) Call my motherc) Be pregnantd) Giggle uncontrollablyPlease write a 300 word essay on the theme: "A Woman's Role In theRelationship: Helpmate or Saboteur"Please attach references, a current picture, and a blood sample.Sick But True(Not for the faint hearted)OUCH!A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloodyrestaurant towels. The man had his around his waist, and the womanhad hers around her head. They eventually explained to doctors thatthey had gone out that evening for a romantic dinner. Overcome withpassion, the woman crept under the table to administer oral sex tothe man. While in the act, she had an epileptic fit, which caused her to clampdown on the man's member and wrench it from side to side. In agonyand desperation, the man grabbed a fork and stabbed her in the headuntil she let go.lllBABY CHICKENA 50 year old woman was brought into a New York emergency roomcomplaining of abdominal pains.During an examination, doctors found that the woman's labia werepinned together with old safety pins. Further inside, they foundthe dismembered body of a chicken. The woman explained that sheinserted the chicken pieces, convinced that they would grow into a baby.lllFEMALE SOFAA 500 lb woman from Illinois was examined in hospital. During theexamination, an asthma inhaler fell from under her armpit, adime was found under one of her breasts, and a remote control was foundlodged between the folds of her vulva.lllPRICKLY PAIRIn Michigan, a man came into the ER with lacerations to his penis.He complained that his wife had "a rat in her pussy" and it bit himduring sex. After an examination of his wife, if was revealed thatshe had a surgical needle left inside her after a recent hysterectomy.lllKLINGONS AROUND URANUSA 20 year old man came to casualty with a stony mass in his rectum.He said that he and his boyfriend were fooling around with concretemix, when his boyfriend had the idea of pouring the mix into hisanus using a funnel. The concrete then hardened, causing constipation andpain. Under general anasthesia, a perfect concrete cast of the man'srectum was removed, along with a stray ping-pong ball! LADIES....PAY ATTENTION!!Newly Discovered Benefits of Worshiping and Adoring Your Man's Penis:1) Every blowjob you give adds one month to your life.2) If you swallow, the protein ingested is equivalent to five porterhouse steaks - but contains only 150 calories.3) A handjob a day keeps arthritis away.4) Every ten minutes of dry humping is equivalent to ten minutes on the treadmill.5) Doing it doggie-style will erase crow's feet and wrinkles.6) Intercourse prevents divorce.7) Regular fucking releases Vitamin F, which increases the number of brain cells.8) Sex eliminates headaches.9) Obeying the Eleventh Commandment, Thou shalt make thy man hard, triples your chances of getting into heaven.10) Inviting an attractive female friend into bed with you and your lover earns you a diamond choker for your birthday.=====Blonde Moments!A woman walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I hurt allover."The doctor says, "That's impossible!"She explains, "When I touch my arm, ouch, it hurts. When I touch myleg, ouch, it hurts. When I touch my head, ouch, it hurts. When I touchmy chest, ouch, it hurts."The doctor just shakes his head and asks, "You're a natural blonde,aren't you?"The woman smiles and says, "Why, yes I am. How did you know?"The doctor replies, "Because your finger is broken."=====Q: How can you confuse a blonde?A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.Q: Why did God create blondes?A: Because sheep can't fetch a beer from the fridge.Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week!Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A: They both have a black boxQ: Why did the Blonde get fired at the M & M factory?A: She threw out all the W's</blockquote>

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