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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064091401" data-attributes="member: 14320">Door -To-Door(One of my favorite classics!)A door-to-door salesmen knocks on a neighborhood door.A little boy answers the door and the salesman says, "Hi little fellow, is your mother home ?""Yes said the lad, she's out in the backyard screwing our goat."" No," says the salesman, " I don't belive you."The boy says, " Come see for yourself."So the salesman takes a look in the backyard, and sure enough,there was the mom bent over with a large goat screwing herfrom behind.The salesman said to the boy, "isn't your mom afraid she'll getpregnant?"The boy says, " N-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-"22222A man was walking down the street with a baby ape in his arms when a friend stopped him and asked what he was doing with the chimp."I just bought this ape as a pet. We have no children; so he's going to live with us just like one of the family.He'll eat at the same table with us. He'll even sleep in the same bed with me and my wife.""But what about the smell?" the friend asked."Oh, he'll just have to get used to it, the same way I did."22222The businessman came home form work about 6pm.He'd barely gotten in the door before his wife greeted him with a passionate kiss.Then she pulled him into the bedroom, pushed him down on the bed, unzipped his fly, and began to give him a fantastic blow job.Not daring to interrupt her, he waits until he has gotten off in a mighty explosion, which his wife slurps up eagerly and swallows.He stares fondly at her, then asks, "All right, dear, what did you do to the car THIS time?"22222An arrogant wench from Salt LakeLiked to tease all the boys on the make.She was finally the prizeOf a man twice her sizeAnd all she recalls is the ache.Big Tits vs. Little TitsWomen with Big Tits.....can get a taxi on the worst days..have men give them the best seats on a bus...have a neat place to carry spare change..have always been the center of the arts (art)..make jogging a spectator sport..can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub..have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them)..usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie..can always carry a little extra cash..always float better..know where to look first for lost earrings..rarely lack for a slow dance partner..have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armlessrecliner..never have to buy a car with airbags..have a place to carry a extra beerWomen with Little Tits.....don't cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public..always look younger..find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap..can always see their toes and shoes..can sleep on their stomachs..have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars..know that people can read the entire message on their T-shirts..know that everything more than a handful is wasted..can come late to a theater and not disrupt an entire aisle..can take aerobic class without running the risk of knockingthemselves out..never be accused of having implants.Last Longer During The ActThe doc told a guy that masturbating before sexoften helped men last longer during the act. Theman decided, "What the hell, I'll try it,"He spent the rest of the day thinking about whereto do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thoughtabout the restroom, but that was too open. Heconsidered an alley, but figured that was toounsafe.Finally, he realized his solution.On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the sideof the highway. He got out and crawled underneathas if he was examining the truck.Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants andstarted to play with his unit.He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As hegrew closer to the big finish, he felt a quick tug atthe bottom of his pants.Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm,he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?"He heard, "This is the police. What's going on downthere?"The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it'sbusted."Came the reply, "Well, you might as well check yourbrakes too while you're down there because yourtruck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milkfor free."Here's an update for you.Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why?Because women realize its not worth buying an entire Pig, just to geta little sausage.Q. What's the difference between a woman and a fridge?A. A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out!Q. What’s better than a rose on your piano?A. Tulips on your organ.Q. How did the gay break his leg at the golf course?A. He fell off the ball washer!Q. What did the boy vampire say to the girl vampire?A. See you next period.</blockquote>

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