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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064062879" data-attributes="member: 14320">You're So Poor...If your father didn't cut holes in your pockets at Christmas, you wouldn't have anything to play with.People from the church would run over animals in front of your house to help with food.Beggars give you money.You don't have a pot to piss in, or a window to throw it out of.When you asked your mom what's for dinner she opened her legs and said spaghetti!Someone saw you kicking a can down the street, and when asked what they were doing you said, "moving".You have too jack off your dog too feed your catIf they had 10 cent boat rides down the river, all you could do is run down the bank hollering "That's real cheap!"You can't afford to pay attentionA guy walked into your house, stepped on a cigarette and your mom yelled, "Who turned off the heat?"Your parents got married for the rice.I saw your mom walking down the street with one shoe, I said, "Hey, you lost a shoe." she said, "No, I found one."When you asked what was for dinner your mom put her foot on the table and said corn.You live in a 2 story cracker jack box.Someone rang your doorbell and you had to yell "Ding Dong!" out the window.When someone asks where the bathroom is, your mom says "pick a corner... any corner."You have to fart to get a scent (cent).You're so poor your mother couldn't afford to have you...the lady next door had you.You go to KFC and lick other peoples fingers.You buy an imitation of a fake Rolex.Burglars bring things to you.You're So UglyYou were so ugly at birth, your parents named you Shit Happens.You're so ugly, every time your mother looks at you she says to herself, "Damn, I should'vejust given head."You're so ugly, when you threw a boomerang it didn't come back.Your girl is so ugly, you gave her a hickey and got a mouthful of fur.You're so ugly, when you were born the doctor took one look at you and slapped your parents.You're so ugly, when you walk into the bank they turn off the cameras.</blockquote>

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