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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064058571" data-attributes="member: 14320">Larry, Joe and the GorillaThere were two guys that worked at the Zoo. One guy was named Larry,and the other guy was named Joe. Well, one day, Larry bet Joe $500 togo have sex with one of the female gorillas."Hell no," was Joe's first reply."Come on man! It's $500!! And besides, we'll have her feet and armstied down, and she'll have a muzzle on, so she can't get to ya!" Larryurged Joe.After thinking a bit, Joe replied, "Well... I guess. Heck, it is $500.Who could turn that down?"So they put Joe and the horniest gorilla they had in a room together.Sure enough, the gorilla had chains on, and a muzzle.Joe got it going.. at first going a little slow, then picking up hispace. Just then, the gorilla's feet broke loose from the chains, andwrapped around Joe's hips. A few minutes later, the gorilla's armsbroke loose and wrapped around Joe. Just then, Joe started yelling.Larry came running in, out of breath, panting, "What?? What's the matter?Do you want us to chain her up again?!" To this Joe replied,"Hell no! Take this muzzle off so I can kiss the bitch!!!"=======Q. Did you hear about Woody Allen's latest movie?A. It's called, "Honey, I married the kids."Q. What's the difference between Princess Di and Jon Benet?A. One was killed by Paparazzi and the other by Papa Ramsey.Q. What do vampires use as snack crackers?A. Scabs.Q. What is black and has 12 green tits?A. The garbage bag at a breast cancer clinic.Q. Why do women enjoy giving blow jobs?A. They know it's about the only time that they can get anythingstraight in their heads.Q. Did you hear about the guy who went to visit the Home for theProfoundly Retarded and met a young female patient there whohad practically nothing on?A. When he went back to revisit nine months later she had a little moron.Q. What's the new movie about Michael Jackson called?A. "The Hand that Robs the Cradle."</blockquote>

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