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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064057945" data-attributes="member: 14320">Bizarre 'Accidents' Suffered By Blokes...A man turned up at a hospital wearing an overcoat, and with blooddripping down his leg. When he removed the coat, the doctor sawhe had a geranium inserted in his penis. The man had got theflower in without any difficulty, but when he tried to remove it,the hairs on the stem of the flower had dug into the urethra andripped it to shreds.A policeman in Staffordshire returned home from a night shift tohis wife preparing breakfast. For some unknown reason, he wrappeda slice of bread around his penis, at which point the dog leaptup and took a bite out of it. The man needed cosmetic surgery torestore the damage.----------A 34-year old New Yorker injected a cocaine solution into hispenis to heighten his sexual pleasure. After enjoying intercoursewith his girlfriend on not one but two occasions, he noticed thathis erection was still at its full glory. Having struggled tosleep through the night he woke up to find his boner stillstanding proud, but due to him worrying about the police findingout about his possession, and indeed the use of an illegalsubstance, he decided against visiting his doctor. However afterthree days of enduring headaches and nausea, caused by theconstant trouser swelling, he went to the hospital in search ofhelp. He was admitted immediately and referred to a specialistwho diagnosed lack of oxygen to vital blood streams in his body,as the cause of his sickness. He was given numerous drugs andantibiotics to combat the swelling, but shortly afterwardsdeveloped blood clots in various parts of his body with gangrenesetting in. As a result he lost both legs, nine fingers and hispenis.--------------You may want to grit your teeth before you read this. This isreally gruesome...When a mate was studying in Ireland, he took up rugby. As hisfirst season wore on, the lads and him were eventually scheduledto play a team which had a reputation for violent play.Considering that they weren't the most talented outfit to haveever taken the field, they decided to accept the challenge with a"do or die" attitude, hoping things would eventually swing theirway. They didn't, and to make matters worse their star playerdislocated his hip after a particularly ferocious tackle. He wasclearly in a lot of pain, so they all stood back to allow themedic to, in one swift movement, slot the hip back into itssocket. Then Alan began a long blood curdling scream. To theirhorror, they realized that one of his testicles had also beenjammed into the socket and was now firmly held in the place bythe hip. Incidentally, he also managed to rip a vocal chord withhis screaming.</blockquote>

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