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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064056738" data-attributes="member: 14320">3 Nuns And Mother SuperiorThere were 3 nuns and a mother superior. The mother superior told thenuns they had one last test before they would receive their saint name.The mother superior said the nuns each had to go out and commit a sin sothey would not be tempted. Each nun commits her sin and returns to themother superior.The mother superior asks each nun if they havecommitted their sin and they reply "Yes."The first two nuns are cryingand the third is wearing a grin.So she asks each nun what their sinwas.The first nun says, "I was really terrible; I picked flowers fromsomeone's garden."The mother superior says, "Go and drink the holywater and your sin will be forgiven."The second nun is still crying andthe third is now giggling.So the second nun was asked to confess hersin. She says, "I said a curse word." The mother superior tells her itwill be all right after she too goes and drinks the holy water.The third nun can barely speak she is laughing so hard.Finally, the mothersuperior asks what her sin was. She calmed herself enough to say,"I peed in the holy water."SpermA swarm of sperms is swimming frantically through the murky passages ofa human body. The main group is being led by a scout sperm who isrunning up ahead, making sure they are all going the right way.At some point the scout sperm goes round the corner and disappears for asecond. When the main group reaches the spot, they see the scout spermstand still, just his little tail whipping left and right, his littlehead wagging this way and that. He looks really perplexed.The sperms in the main group start yelling, "What`s thematter, why are we stopping? C`mon, we gotta run, we gottajob to do, an ovum to meet..!"The scout sperm shushes them impatiently, then sniffs the air up aheadsome more and announces grimly: "Brothers, we`ve been had... We`re upsomebody`s ass!"Visiting a lawyer for advice, Lisa said, "I want you to help meobtain a divorce. My husband Richard is getting a little queerto sleep with.""What do you mean?" asked the attorney. "Does he force you toindulge in unusual sex practices?""No, he doesn't," replied Lisa, "and neither does the littlequeer."</blockquote>

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