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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064056211" data-attributes="member: 14320">Yo Mama's So Nasty...Yo mama's so nasty, she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles.Yo mama's so nasty, she went to a hair salon and told the stylist to cut her hair, then she opened up her blouse!!Yo mama's so nasty, she calls Janet "Miss Jackson."Yo mama's so nasty, she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh.Yo mama's so nasty, when she did the splits, she stuck to the floor.Yo mama's so nasty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster.Yo mama's so nasty, she pours salt water in her drawers to keep the crabs alive.Yo mama's so nasty, she breeds crabs.Yo mama's so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.Yo mama's so nasty, she has a sign over her pussy that says "Crabs: All U Can Eat"Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to yo house said whats for dinner, yo mama jumped up on the table, spread her legs, and said "crabs!"Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to yo house said what's for dinner, yo mama put her foot up on the table and said "Corn!"Yo mama's so nasty, she's got more clap than an auditorium.Yo mama's so nasty, she has a sign by her pussy that says: "Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts."Yo mama's so nasty, they call her Norelco... 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