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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064055701" data-attributes="member: 14320">SpermA swarm of sperms is swimming frantically through the murky passages ofa human body. The main group is being led by a scout sperm who isrunning up ahead, making sure they are all going the right way.At some point the scout sperm goes round the corner and disappears for asecond. When the main group reaches the spot, they see the scout spermstand still, just his little tail whipping left and right, his littlehead wagging this way and that. He looks really perplexed.The sperms in the main group start yelling, "What`s thematter, why are we stopping? C`mon, we gotta run, we gottajob to do, an ovum to meet..!"The scout sperm shushes them impatiently, then sniffs the air up aheadsome more and announces grimly: "Brothers, we`ve been had... We`re upsomebody`s ass!"~ ¤ ~ ¤ ~ ¤ ~ ¤ ~ ¤ ~ ¤ ~ ¤ ~ ¤ ~ ¤ ~ ¤ ~There once was a fellow named Howard,Whose large tool was nuclear-powered.While grabbing some ass,He reached critical mass;But think of the girl he deflowered!~ ¤ ~ ¤ ~ ¤ ~ ¤ ~ ¤ ~ ¤ ~ ¤ ~ ¤ ~ ¤ ~ ¤ ~A guy was known among his friends to be very brief and to the point - hereally never said too much.One day, a saleswoman promoting a certain brand of brushes knocked hisdoor and asked to see his wife, so the guy told her that she wasn'thome." Well," the woman said, " could I please wait for her?"The man directed her to the drawing room and left her there for morethan three hours.After feeling really worried, she called out for him and asked," May Iknow where your wife is?"" She went to the cemetery," he replied."And when is she returning?""I don't really know," he said. "She's been there eleven years now."</blockquote>

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