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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064047708" data-attributes="member: 14320">A Nun With A Tin CupA guy was in New York on a business trip and decided to head to alocal bar for a drink. Standing outside the bar was a nunholding a tin cup.As the man threw a few bucks into her cup the nun launched into along tirade about the evils of alcohol. She went on and on abouthow alcohol was tearing apart the fabric of society and how itwas the root of all the city's problems.Slightly pissed off at having to listen to this the guy said,"Listen sister, I work hard for my money and sometimes at the endof a long day I like a drink or two. That doesn't make me a badperson. I have a wife I idolize and two wonderful kids at home. Iprovide for my family, I volunteer my time to several localservice clubs and I contribute regularly to various charities.Yet you stand here and condemn me just because I drink theoccasional glass of scotch!"The nun was slightly taken aback and replied, "I see your pointmy son and I apologize if I offended you but the alcohol is sucha powerful demon that all who consume it are doomed...""Look there you go again," said the man, "How can you make such asweeping statement. Have you ever even TRIED alcohol?""Of course not!" gasped the nun, "The evil alcohol has nevertouched my lips.""Do you really think that one glass of booze can change you froma devout nun to some kind of evil degenerate?""Well, I really don't know ....""I'll tell you what, come into the bar with me and I'll buy you adrink. One drink. I'll prove to you that "evil" is not inside theglass, it's inside the person.""Oh I could never be seen going into such a den of inequity, it'sout of the question. However, your comment about evil residing inthe person rather than the glass is quite intriguing. I mustadmit you've aroused a curiosity in me.""Well let's go inside and settle this""No my son, I could never enter such a place... but how aboutthis. Take my tin cup with you and fill it with this "scotch" youmentioned. Bring it out to me and I'll try it.""You're on!" said the guy.The nun removed all the change and handed him the tin cup. Hewent into the bar and said to the bartender, "Two scotch on therocks, and could you put one of them in this tin cup please"The bartender sighed and said,"Is that fucking nun out there again!"*******A man and a woman were in bed getting ready to make love.The woman directed the man, “Go ahead. Put your finger in there.” So the mandid, and after a few minutes, she said, “Put a few more in.” So the man put a few more in, and then she requested, “Put your whole hand in.” The man did this, and after a few moments the woman said, “Now put your other hand in.” So the man did. The woman said, “Clap”“I can’t,” replied the man.So the woman said, “Tight, huh?”</blockquote>

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