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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064047183" data-attributes="member: 14320">The Glass EyeA man living on the second storey of an apartment block was leaning out of the window one morning to check whether it was raining when a glass eye suddenly fell into his hand. Looking up, he saw a girl peering down from four stories above. "Is this yours?" he called out. "Yes," she replied. "Hold on," he said. "I'll bring it up to you." So he took the glass eye up to the girl's apartment. She invited him in and they started chatting. Not only was she extremely grateful to him but she also found him incredibly attractive and so she asked him out to dinner that evening. He readily accepted. The meal was a great success and afterwards she suggested they go back to his place and go to bed. She stayed the night and when she left the following morning, he said: "I'm sorry but I have to ask. Do you act like this with every man you meet?" "No," she replied, "Only those who catch my eye."======A young couple were banging away like there was notomorrow, when the boy stopped and asked the girl to spread herlegs farther apart, which she eagerly did, anticipating more of hisenthusiastic vigor. Instead, he timidly asked her to spread herlegs even farther apart. She said, "Why? What are you trying todo, ram your balls inside me?""No. I've already done that. Now I am trying to get themback out."======Q: How can you tell that the letter you received came from a leper colony?A: Because there is a tongue stuck to the stamp.Q: What do you call 1,000 lesbians armed with rifles?A: Militia Etheridge.Q: Can you identify the functional difference between a Jewish American Princess and poverty?A: Poverty sucks. Locker Room Cell PhoneThere are several men in the locker room of a private club afterexercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. Aman picks it up and the following conversation ensues:- "Hello?"- "Honey, It's me. Are you at the club?"- "Yes."- "Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw abeautiful mink coat... It is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"- "What's the price?"- "Only $4,500.00"- "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..."- "Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesmanand he gave me a really good price ... and since we need toexchange the BMW that we bought last year..."- "What price did he quote you?"- "Only $60,000..."- "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."- "Great! Before we hang up, something else..."- "What?"- "I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and I saw thehouse we had looked at last year ... it's on sale!! Remember? Theone with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfrontproperty..."- "How much are they asking?"- "Only $550,000... a magnificent price, and I see that we havethat much in the bank to cover..."- "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?"- "OK, sweetie... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"- "Bye... I do too..."The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and raises his handwhile holding the phone and asks all those present: - "Doesanyone know who the fuck this phone belongs to?"=====What are the three wonders of women?1. They can produce milk without grazing...2. They can bleed for 5 days without dying...3. And they can bury a bone, deeper than a dog, withoutgetting their nose dirty!</blockquote>

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