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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064044324" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">My Very First Time</span></strong></p><p></p><p>The sky was dark</p><p>The moon was high</p><p>All alone just she and I</p><p></p><p>Her hair was soft</p><p>Her eyes were blue</p><p>I knew just what</p><p>She wanted to do</p><p></p><p>Her skin so soft</p><p>Her legs so fine</p><p>I ran my fingers</p><p>Down her spine</p><p></p><p>I didn't know how</p><p>But I tried my best</p><p>I started by placing</p><p>My hands on her breast</p><p></p><p>I remember my fear</p><p>My fast beating heart</p><p>But slowly she spread</p><p>Her legs apart</p><p></p><p>And when I did it</p><p>I felt no shame</p><p>All at once</p><p>The white stuff came</p><p></p><p>At last it's finished</p><p>It's all over now</p><p>My first time ever</p><p>At milking a cow!</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">________</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A boy comes home from school and says to his mom,” I lost my virginity today".</p><p>His mom replies angrily, "You tell your father about what you've done, when he gets home!" His dad comes home about twenty minutes later and he tells his dad that he lost his virginity. His dad says, "Good job son! How was it?</p><p>Then the son says, "It was pretty good Dad, but do you have any Vaseline? My ass hurts."</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">_____________</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A man had just opened a restaurant but he couldn't think of a name. So he decided to name it after the third person that walks in. The third person walks in and the guy asked for her name. She said "Jill." "Well Jill, you have nice legs."</p><p>So the guy named the restaurant "Jill's Legs." A week later a drunk was laying on the sidewalk outside the restaurant when a police officer asked him what he was doing. He replied: "I'm waiting for Jill's Legs to open so I can get a bite to eat."</p></blockquote><p></p>

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